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prittyspeshul.bsky.social
faceless anti-sports wife
@prittyspeshul.bsky.social
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I yell about things. Like, a lot. Co-host of Soon To Be a Major Motion Pod and The Treatment: A Podcast About Stories. [she/her]
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I need y’all to understand how much I hate everyone involved in this.
A copy of the biography Howard Hughes: The Secret Life by Charles Higham with a stack of post-it notes with visible scribbles stuck to the top
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Home opener for ACFC: Korean fried chicken, pork potstickers, charred broccolini, and the piece de resistance (a 24 oz tallboy Truly, I’m gonna die help)
A 24 oz tall can of Truly Hard Seltzer with food visible on small plates in the background.
March 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Since we got the kitten, our old lady cat has become a paradox of the most well-behaved she has been in her entire life and also an absolute fucking gremlin breaking rules I didn’t even know we had.

Photo of her being cute.
A grey-striped tabby cat laying against a pillow and looking directly into the camera. Her ears are perked up and one paw is outstretched slightly toward the camera.
January 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist. Who’s yours?

I will not be taking any questions, thank you.
A collage of Chappell Roan’s knight performance outfit. There are four angles: one over the shoulder, one over the shoulder farther away, one of just her gloves/nails, and one from her hip up. She is smoking hot from all angles.
January 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Ralph I’m in danger dot gif
A new years Tarot spread from the Disney Villains deck. The anchor card is the Star, reversed, and it does not get better.
January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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My widowed uncle sent me a Christmas card and I’m sitting here weepy because of the stickers he used to close the envelope.
The back of a card envelope. It is bright holiday red and held closed with three stickers: a penguin wearing earmuffs and a scarf, a polar bear also wearing earmuffs and a scarf with a snowflake on his nose, and a second penguin wearing earmuffs and juggling candy canes.
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Two undiagnosed autists
Text
2024
An iPhone text conversation between two people. There is no punctuation in any of the exchanged messages. The first bubble says “Okay those are two different things still.” The reply bubble says, “I appreciate your need for clarification but plz turn off the tism.” The final bubble rebuts, “But I cannot give an accurate answer if I do not fully understand the questions.”
June 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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My husband got me birthday flowers. 🥹
An arrangement of green, peach, and purple flowers with a large pink flower in the center, in a textured white vase on a small wooden stand. The vase sits on a wooden desk.
June 6, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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My husband’s grandma sent us what she described as “his school photo” and it was, in fact, EVERY school photo of his she had, up through graduation, crammed into a singular frame. The absolute Middle Management energy from some of these photos makes me sob with laughter. Photo related.
A young boy poses for a school photo. He has short dark hair and wears a collared white shirt and patterned tie.
April 18, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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You think these bitches will let Bill grab them? No, it has to be me. I accept my inevitable demise.
February 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Alternatively: how close I am to losing it
A close up on the paw to elbow contact of the previous photo, showing that the cat’s paw is indeed JUST barely touching the elbow.
February 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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“This is the exact amount of cuddle I desire at this moment, Mother.”
A grey tabby cat lays curled on two mismatched pillows with a front paw crossed over a back paw. The back paw is just barely touching a human’s arm in the corner of the photo.
February 27, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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A parody cover of “if you give a mouse a cookie” that shows a small mouse crying exaggeratedly in the bottom right corner. The text reads “Please give a bitch a break. I work very hard. I’m trying my best. I’m so tired all the goddamn time.”
February 10, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Look I know that the Sims team deserves a lot of the flak that they get but c’mon, making this guy a villain at a tech company was an excellent design choice
A Sim who is white, male, and stereotypically dressed like a low-key tech bro in a beanie, cargo shorts, and a grey graphic tee
January 23, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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I only have one so far but it’s an absolute banger of a collage that I got from @erngenc.bsky.social
A piece of art in a black floating frame. The artwork is a print of Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio on a collage background. The collage background is a full sheet of white with a pattern of blue, pink and purple flowers topped with a triangle of orange and black that has a photorealistic palm tree during a sunset.
November 11, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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I have a coworker who decorates her house incredibly thoroughly for Halloween. She themes each room. Pics are of her desk at work.
October 22, 2023 at 8:18 AM
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She simply HAD to accompany me to the bathroom. Then SHE closed the door. And now the cats, separated by the closed door, are crying individually on each side. 🤦‍♀️
A grey tabby cat crouches forlornly at a white door. The door is closed. It was not closed when she entered the room, she decided to close it and is now making that my problem.
October 22, 2023 at 8:16 AM
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So Spotify has apparently picked up the vibes.
A screengrab of a Spotify playlist entitled “rage fairycore Friday afternoon.” Songs listed include Medusa by Kaia Jette, Burn Your Village by Kiki Rockwell, Us and Pigs by Sofia Isella, Father Finley by Spence Hood, Sloppy by King Mala, the fruits by Paris Paloma, salvation by Christabelle Marbun, RAGE by Samantha Margret, and From Persephone by Kiki Rockwell.
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 PM
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Luna is the grey tabby and Mallo is the black monorail.
October 11, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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She play video game with me.
A grey striped tabby cat lays on a pillowcase that has a shark pattern. One front leg is curled under the body while the other is stretched out and extended as if toward the camera. The cat’s eyes are closed.
October 11, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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Mallo likes to hide amongst the folded piles of dark laundry, I assume because she sees them as camouflage. She then proceeds to unfold as many of the piles as she can and also to rope her sister into the crimes.
October 2, 2023 at 6:32 AM
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At least three of these songs have been explicitly about fucking and like, Spotify, I listen to you at work!!! What is happening!!!
September 25, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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Uh… are we gonna die
August 18, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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I have been… bodied.
August 16, 2023 at 9:58 PM