Pristine Decay
@pristinedecay.bsky.social
Don’t say “good morning” to me in a locker room… or at all, ever!
May 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Don’t say “good morning” to me in a locker room… or at all, ever!
An American Pope with an American agenda isn’t the flex you think it is.
May 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
An American Pope with an American agenda isn’t the flex you think it is.
Working a “job” is disgusting.
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Working a “job” is disgusting.
Not the Michael Keaton Facebook page trying to scam me…
May 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not the Michael Keaton Facebook page trying to scam me…
How does one proudly drive a cyber truck? Yuck.
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How does one proudly drive a cyber truck? Yuck.
Politics makes sense when you think of republicans as bloods and democrats as crips.
April 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Politics makes sense when you think of republicans as bloods and democrats as crips.
There’s nothing worse than wasting money on a shitty massage.
April 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There’s nothing worse than wasting money on a shitty massage.
I love to hear my cats meowing, except when I don’t wanna hear them meowing. 😻
April 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love to hear my cats meowing, except when I don’t wanna hear them meowing. 😻
Holding in a fart.
April 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Holding in a fart.
Why do they ask if you want your receipt? You planning on giving me subpar service or shit quality food? Give me my damn receipt.
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Why do they ask if you want your receipt? You planning on giving me subpar service or shit quality food? Give me my damn receipt.