Christopher Zorn
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Christopher Zorn
@prisonrodeo.bsky.social
He/him. Nebraska-born #firstgen, Truman State alum, proud dad, GenX prof at Penn State + GSERM. Courts, stats, 🎸. #COYS since ‘95. Pros: Oxford comma, 0-dep, Miles Davis. Antis: MAGA, "causal inference," Woolwich.
Another great term at #GSERM in @stgallen.bsky.social is in the books!
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM

I don’t kink-shame, but I struggle to grasp the utility function of the person who gets this email from the Chronicle of Higher Education and thinks “Yeah, that seems like a great way to spend three days staring at my computer.”
June 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I said what I said
May 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
😎
May 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gonna say The Tipping Point is a strong contender.
May 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s 10:07 pm ET on 4/20/2025.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the kids are all right
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
April 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
State College
April 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
State College
April 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
block alert
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
March 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Dear @constitutionctr.bsky.social:

It is not, and has never been, a "debate," and framing it as such is being a useful idiot for the fascists.

There's still time to fix this, though, by cutting Lash and Wurman, inviting (say) @evanbernick.bsky.social, and making it about the threats we now face.
March 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Fuller (in 1958):
March 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
March 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
friends don’t let friends draw vast, sweeping conclusions from opt-in convenience samples.
March 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
block hint
March 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
March 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Post a warning
March 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
March 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
DOD rn
March 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Spotted while thrifting with the kid. Posted for @mirya.bsky.social and @emayfarris.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM