Escaping reality to forget someone is an expression of love.
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Escaping reality to forget someone is an expression of love.
Average people are the most special people in the world and that's why God made so many of us.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Average people are the most special people in the world and that's why God made so many of us.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
I am wearing my Happy Friday Jeans today !
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I am wearing my Happy Friday Jeans today !
Sometimes I wear a women's suit to feel closer to having a wife.
- Prison Mike.
- Prison Mike.
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes I wear a women's suit to feel closer to having a wife.
- Prison Mike.
- Prison Mike.
Well, I am going through a bit of rough patch. That patch has lasted a few years now.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Well, I am going through a bit of rough patch. That patch has lasted a few years now.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
Guess who I ran into at the prison ? CREED. I don't know why he is here though.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Guess who I ran into at the prison ? CREED. I don't know why he is here though.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
Who wants a Dundie award tonight ?
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Who wants a Dundie award tonight ?
I just ate a full bowl of chicken feet soup by myself. Does this mean I have foot fetish ?
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I just ate a full bowl of chicken feet soup by myself. Does this mean I have foot fetish ?
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
My theory is that people are masking their bad breath with that cool looking blueberry ice vape.
Bad breath is bad but don't die soon.
- Prison Mike
Bad breath is bad but don't die soon.
- Prison Mike
January 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My theory is that people are masking their bad breath with that cool looking blueberry ice vape.
Bad breath is bad but don't die soon.
- Prison Mike
Bad breath is bad but don't die soon.
- Prison Mike
Be positive ! Only if you are outside the hospital lab.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 25, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Be positive ! Only if you are outside the hospital lab.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
Everyone says 'Customer is King'
but I beg to differ and say ' Customer is a big baby'.
They always complain and want things that they don't really need.
That is how I became the top salesman at Dunder Mifflin.
- Prison Mike
but I beg to differ and say ' Customer is a big baby'.
They always complain and want things that they don't really need.
That is how I became the top salesman at Dunder Mifflin.
- Prison Mike
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Everyone says 'Customer is King'
but I beg to differ and say ' Customer is a big baby'.
They always complain and want things that they don't really need.
That is how I became the top salesman at Dunder Mifflin.
- Prison Mike
but I beg to differ and say ' Customer is a big baby'.
They always complain and want things that they don't really need.
That is how I became the top salesman at Dunder Mifflin.
- Prison Mike
I both love and hate the fact that we can't change the playlist on the Prison radio.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I both love and hate the fact that we can't change the playlist on the Prison radio.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
I just learnt today FIRE means
Financially Independent Retire Early
Basically you fire yourself from your job before I do it. So we can still be friends.
- Prison Mike
Financially Independent Retire Early
Basically you fire yourself from your job before I do it. So we can still be friends.
- Prison Mike
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I just learnt today FIRE means
Financially Independent Retire Early
Basically you fire yourself from your job before I do it. So we can still be friends.
- Prison Mike
Financially Independent Retire Early
Basically you fire yourself from your job before I do it. So we can still be friends.
- Prison Mike
I think self-esteem is the ability to laugh at your own jokes.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I think self-esteem is the ability to laugh at your own jokes.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
I am optimistic this year.
Once I complete by 4 year sentence I am going to have my own graduation ceremony.
- Prison Mike
Once I complete by 4 year sentence I am going to have my own graduation ceremony.
- Prison Mike
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I am optimistic this year.
Once I complete by 4 year sentence I am going to have my own graduation ceremony.
- Prison Mike
Once I complete by 4 year sentence I am going to have my own graduation ceremony.
- Prison Mike
The floors in the prison have become too slippery now, no one picks up their soap after they drop it.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The floors in the prison have become too slippery now, no one picks up their soap after they drop it.
- Prison Mike
- Prison Mike
I have high hopes for Year 2026 because it started with a bang !!
Yeah, I banged my head while waking up to a nightmare today morning.
- Prison Mike
Yeah, I banged my head while waking up to a nightmare today morning.
- Prison Mike
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I have high hopes for Year 2026 because it started with a bang !!
Yeah, I banged my head while waking up to a nightmare today morning.
- Prison Mike
Yeah, I banged my head while waking up to a nightmare today morning.
- Prison Mike
Hey, I just saw on social media that the USA is doing fireworks on Venezuela. Why are they celebrating the New year so late ?
I didn't know the time difference was that much tbh. Happy new year to Venezuela from Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
- Prison Mike
I didn't know the time difference was that much tbh. Happy new year to Venezuela from Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
- Prison Mike
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Hey, I just saw on social media that the USA is doing fireworks on Venezuela. Why are they celebrating the New year so late ?
I didn't know the time difference was that much tbh. Happy new year to Venezuela from Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
- Prison Mike
I didn't know the time difference was that much tbh. Happy new year to Venezuela from Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
- Prison Mike
Everyone is talking about the fear of AI taking away people's job and replacing them.
I fully support AI to replace my job as a prisoner.
- Prison Mike
I fully support AI to replace my job as a prisoner.
- Prison Mike
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Everyone is talking about the fear of AI taking away people's job and replacing them.
I fully support AI to replace my job as a prisoner.
- Prison Mike
I fully support AI to replace my job as a prisoner.
- Prison Mike
Science is interesting.
I think a lot about time travel after reading about Einstein. What if we can just skip my jail time like a youtube ad , I would love to have that.
- Prison Mike
I think a lot about time travel after reading about Einstein. What if we can just skip my jail time like a youtube ad , I would love to have that.
- Prison Mike
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Science is interesting.
I think a lot about time travel after reading about Einstein. What if we can just skip my jail time like a youtube ad , I would love to have that.
- Prison Mike
I think a lot about time travel after reading about Einstein. What if we can just skip my jail time like a youtube ad , I would love to have that.
- Prison Mike
The prison guard asked us to take resolutions for the year in a piece of paper.
I wrote that this year I resolve to break out of prison along with my inmate. He has been digging all night for few days.
- Prison Mike
I wrote that this year I resolve to break out of prison along with my inmate. He has been digging all night for few days.
- Prison Mike
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The prison guard asked us to take resolutions for the year in a piece of paper.
I wrote that this year I resolve to break out of prison along with my inmate. He has been digging all night for few days.
- Prison Mike
I wrote that this year I resolve to break out of prison along with my inmate. He has been digging all night for few days.
- Prison Mike
Happy new year !
The only advice that I have to say for this new year is that no matter what,in whatever situation and under any circumstances never ever...
The only advice that I have to say for this new year is that no matter what,in whatever situation and under any circumstances never ever...
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Happy new year !
The only advice that I have to say for this new year is that no matter what,in whatever situation and under any circumstances never ever...
The only advice that I have to say for this new year is that no matter what,in whatever situation and under any circumstances never ever...
A girl asked me if I am a red flag or green flag , I told her I am a rainbow to sound cool 🌈
She blocked me. I never know why.
- Prison Mike
She blocked me. I never know why.
- Prison Mike
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
A girl asked me if I am a red flag or green flag , I told her I am a rainbow to sound cool 🌈
She blocked me. I never know why.
- Prison Mike
She blocked me. I never know why.
- Prison Mike
Life sentence makes it sound so small.
It is more like a 100 page essay tbh.
- Prison Mike
It is more like a 100 page essay tbh.
- Prison Mike
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Life sentence makes it sound so small.
It is more like a 100 page essay tbh.
- Prison Mike
It is more like a 100 page essay tbh.
- Prison Mike
Today is Dec 31,2025
Do prisoners get to say 'Happy New year' when they complete a year of life sentence ?
- Prison Mike
Do prisoners get to say 'Happy New year' when they complete a year of life sentence ?
- Prison Mike
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Today is Dec 31,2025
Do prisoners get to say 'Happy New year' when they complete a year of life sentence ?
- Prison Mike
Do prisoners get to say 'Happy New year' when they complete a year of life sentence ?
- Prison Mike