A big-ass meal and a 10 hour "nap" would fix me, trust

the mind wills the body to go to bed zzzzz

Hisuian typhlosion slumped on a couch with a TV remote while eating chips off of their chest

Some nervous intern in Disneyland R&D is gonna be loading street fight and EVO footage into the next batch of robots while staring at a picture of a scorch mark with two stubby white feet in the middle

Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m fucking huge and the slamming of my tail keeps alerting the guards

That tail mouth probably needs to spit out a ton of drywall every time Kurt turns around in his house

got a denny’s coupon in my welcome basket, but it was only redeemable in some back-alley location in hell. absolutely unreal

the shot that's almost centered on both of scorpion's shins as they get busted over a railing is so good holy shit

Only through perpetual suffering and the blood of the earth flowing through my veins may I transcend this imperfect human form and become one with the primordial plane. I would be a fool to pass that opportunity for some yummy in my tummy

Thanks again for your hard work, it really came out great!

One of my English teachers played this after we finished our Romeo and Juliet unit and it's still one of the most vivid memories that I have from high school. Genuinely one of the best ways to wrap up after analyzing the play for so long

That's a pretty sick design! It looks like they can do some damage, but there's something about the eyes that makes it look like they're unsure and almost nervous of what they can do

Sorry for not stopping by, I'll definitely catch you next time!

Might just take you up on that if I see you again!

Spotted you a couple times on the way to panels and it felt like a proper cryptid sighting each time