Print Is Dead
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I looked at the trap, Ray.
CFB, music, politics, law, tech, whatever.
CFB, music, politics, law, tech, whatever.
Somebody’s lawyer had a novel reading of the constitution
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Somebody’s lawyer had a novel reading of the constitution
Comma splices. So hot right now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Comma splices. So hot right now.
Was her keyboard missing the period key? My god.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was her keyboard missing the period key? My god.
Am I the only one who hates CarPlay?
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Am I the only one who hates CarPlay?
My man was trying to snatch an arm bar
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My man was trying to snatch an arm bar
Tear it down as soon as he’s out of office.
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Tear it down as soon as he’s out of office.
“For financial freedom by age 30”
Step 1: have a trust fund.
Step 1: have a trust fund.
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“For financial freedom by age 30”
Step 1: have a trust fund.
Step 1: have a trust fund.
The benefits will be so amazing that we can’t identify or even speculate on any of them right now.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The benefits will be so amazing that we can’t identify or even speculate on any of them right now.
I don’t understand why GS and others feel like they still have to have these idiots on their shows. 1) They lie constantly, 2) they don’t answer questions, and 3) they insult them. Great guests.
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t understand why GS and others feel like they still have to have these idiots on their shows. 1) They lie constantly, 2) they don’t answer questions, and 3) they insult them. Great guests.
We value your commitment
October 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We value your commitment
And one of the 8 drafts is a scanned PDF with illegible markup in red pen from the partner who “only works on paper.” Sent by his assistant, of course.
October 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
And one of the 8 drafts is a scanned PDF with illegible markup in red pen from the partner who “only works on paper.” Sent by his assistant, of course.
Good lord. Any chance there was a local rule of that particular court that required that? Why on earth would you organize a brief that way?
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Good lord. Any chance there was a local rule of that particular court that required that? Why on earth would you organize a brief that way?
There’s a Buc-ee’s nearby where you can water your camels
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There’s a Buc-ee’s nearby where you can water your camels
Willfully ignorant trying to pander to the “center.”
Stupid business strategy? Oh yeah.
Stupid business strategy? Oh yeah.
September 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Willfully ignorant trying to pander to the “center.”
Stupid business strategy? Oh yeah.
Stupid business strategy? Oh yeah.
They just *have* to use the term “minor alien”
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They just *have* to use the term “minor alien”
Or to make the playoff semis again like last two years. Either way.
August 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Or to make the playoff semis again like last two years. Either way.
It’s so fucking good
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s so fucking good
He won’t pay the settlements. Book it.
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
He won’t pay the settlements. Book it.
Creating a permission structure for them to believe
July 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Creating a permission structure for them to believe
Your experience is the exact opposite of mine.
July 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Your experience is the exact opposite of mine.
Let’s use AI to find loopholes in our broken system rather than fixing it. Great plan.
July 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Let’s use AI to find loopholes in our broken system rather than fixing it. Great plan.