Whooooo wants to let me write a tasty little review of Sirens (Netflix) + Greek mythology + pop culture?! Any editors out there?

Sure, I *could* get Spotify premium, but then how would I get my daily dose of such incredible customized ads for products like: eggs ("nothing brings people together like eggs"?) and...potatoes (no brand, just...potatoes???)

Highly underrated benefit of working at an engineering school: when a bunch of drill bits fall out of your pocket while trying to grab your wallet to pay for lunch, literally no one even bats an eye 🔨 📐😂

Today I had to try to explain eggnog to an international student...and by the end I think we were BOTH more confused?

Guys, it's just my emotional support cordless drill, ok? Stop asking so many questions

The intense, serious earnestness with which a student just told me my suggested essay revisions were "clutch" 😂❤️