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🐈‍⬛ Doomguy Fieri 🔪
@princxporkchop.bsky.social
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Black queer femme, humorless tankie, and professional little guy. He/they.
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Picard from Star Trek, looking into the distance. Captions read: I’m so old.
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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slowly but surely building my way toward an approximation of noise marine 🤘🎸🗣️
A Space Marine in purple, gold, bright yellow, red, and black armor. He looks sick as fuck.
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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also none of this is groundbreaking, argue with yourself
Cover of Toni Morrison’s Playing in the Dark: Whiteness and the Literary Imagination. Ms. Morrison, a Black woman with her hair pulled back, is on the cover holding a wide-brimmed hat looking into the distance. In the bottom left is a sticker noting that this book was the winner of the 1993 Nobel Prize in Literature.
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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erm I became gay by falling in love with cameron diaz in the mask and trans by listening to prince like god intended
Screenshot of Vanity Fair headline that reads: Elon Musk Vows to “Cancel” Netflix Over Transgender Representation Byline reads: Musk has accused the streaming titan of “grooming” children with “sexualized content” in series such as CoComelon and Strawberry Shortcake.
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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here is my warlock boye
Screenshot of my Warlock character from Destiny 2, dressed in purples and gray.
September 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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“i want to show this meme to a victorian child” “i want to give a 14th-century peasant a dorito” EYE want to show them a modern day pug
Photo of a pug from the turn of the century before the breeding aesthetic demanded they have smushed, completely unusable noses and muzzles. Photo of a modern day pug with the distinctive smushed face. It’s a very cute dog, but not at the cost of its health!
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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we used to be a real country
Screenshot of lyrics from Rainbow’s “Stargazer” that reads: “Instrumental Break/Guitar Solo 03:30-05:13.”
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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how I’m feeling after the white dude who’s been a big fucking freak to me is banished to the outer darkness 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
An incredible cheesecake illustration of The Punisher, Frank Castle, flexing on the shore wearing a Punisher skull shaped speedo and holding a beach ball over his head. He’s wearing sunglasses and his chichis are out, as is his right. There are what I think are supposed to be anthropomorphic monsters/dinosaurs wrestling (fucking???) behind him.
August 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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damb I used to really write poetry fr fr…mayhaps I will return…

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Poem titled: Chet Hanks Explains How, if You Think About it, We’re All Africans. Poem reads: and smiles a poplar-teeth chorus. with a sawed-off stare, he adorns us queen, as in Black, as in his. names it admiration, a burnt-cork offering. says if we’re smart, we’ll take it. before he loses interest. his reminder of what he’s culled, that everything we call ours is ripening into taken. a howling aubade signaling the beginning of the hunt. chet blesses himself righteous architect, ready to ravage everything not of his body. he explains slaughter is his birthright. whiteboy as puddle-deep, as gaunt manifestation of god, he says he’s got a legacy to carry. vulgar’s in his blood. and he’s always liked that word—blood. how easy it is to find, so abundant, a dulled gospel just waiting beneath skin.
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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LMAO
Screenshot of an article about the “Return to the Land Movement.” It reads: ‘You want a white nation? Build a white town?’ RTTL’s co-founder Eric Orwell asks in an X video promoting the initiative. ‘It can be done. We’re doing it.’ A photo of the co-founder is underneath. He is, and I’m not exaggerating, ghoulish. His skin is the color of week-old raw chicken. His hair is the color of dead grass, shortly cropped, and he has a full beard that’s trying its hardest to cover a weak jawline. His eyes are in shadow under his thick brow bone, and I’m sure he believes he is the epitome of the master race. He looks like he knows exactly where to get GHB. He looks like a scarecrow became sentient by reading The Elders of Zion. He looks like he only drinks raw milk. He is, in short, a dork drunk on the racial bribe concocted by a group of men 200 years ago who didn’t wash their dicks. Classic.
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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what happened to “hello”? “how are you?” “my name is…”?
Screenshot of Enrique Iglesias’ song “Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You.” He’s on the album cover, smoldering, and it’s unsettling.
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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audre lorde tried to tell y’all. you’re deranged if you think liberation exists in the mayor’s office
Screenshot of a transcript from Audre Lorde’s speech “The Master’s Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master’s House”: Those of us who stand outside the circle of this society’s definition of acceptable women; those of us who have been forged in the crucibles of difference—those of us who are poor, who are lesbians, who are Black, who are older—know that survival is not an academic skill. It is learning how to take our differences and make them strengths. For the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house. They may allow us temporarily to beat him at his own game, but they will never enable us to bring about genuine change. And this fact is only threatening to those women who still define the master’s house as their only source of support.
June 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I have a hard time believing the woman who ran on being the top cop would’ve stopped—or even slowed down—the us’s long history of deeply fascist foreign policy
Screenshot that reads: So basically World War 3 started because some people thought a woman is unfit to be president. Got it.
June 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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my case? rested ✅
Shirtless photo of Benson Boone, a young Mormon man who is supposed to be sexy, I guess? He’s dirty and holding an American flag. A rack of ribs that looks eerily similar to Boone.
May 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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ok
Photo of Stalin resting his head against his hand and looking bored.
May 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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hashtag resisting by spewing the same conservative rhetoric I claim to abhor to shame conservatives into continuing this settler colonial project with a sense of fucking decorum and statesmanship for a change
Weird lib screenshot of a reply to my original post that reads: Because it seems the whole racism and supremacy angles aren’t working with them even going as far as wearing it with pride. (See the whole trend with them being called garbage in the last legs of the ‘24 campaign.)
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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liberals are so funny because they think these people are evil or bad at their jobs because of “substance abuse problems” and not, you know, the settler colonialism, white supremacy, and US fascism
Screenshot of a post reply to another post of photos of Republican politicians that says: Apropos of everything: Every one of these people has a substance abuse problem.
May 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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a plantation burning down every day through Juneteenth would actually be a great way to celebrate 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Nottoway Plantation, a huge ugly white building mainly constructed by enslaved people and then served by enslaved people, in flames. It’s fucking awesome and should happen all the time.
May 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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bother your coworkers with this one secret tankie trick
Screenshot of my Slack message to my coworkers that reads: I love authoritarianism, personally.
May 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I rest my fucking case
Side profile photo of Allen Dulles, former head of the CIA, smoking a pipe. He’s a white man with a short cropped mustache, rounded glasses, and short hair. Photo of a long-haired white dog sitting on a stool with a corn cob pipe in its mouth.
May 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Portrait of Lenin with the words “Fuck Gamers” superimposed over it.
May 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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it’s the beast’s birthday
Tankie, a brown mackerel tabby, looking slightly past the camera to stare at me with GIANT pupils as part of her campaign to get breakfast an hour early. She did receive it.
May 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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it’s peak
Meme of a person holding their hands up to their hands with “Inhale…” above their head. They lower their hands, and “Exhale…” is above their head. Then, they stretch out their arms with tears in their eyes.
April 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Screenshot from The Sopranos of Tony Soprano cheering. The subtitle has been edited to read: Inarticulate Italian noises.
April 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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a perfect book for me whilst I crash out a little ✨
Meme of someone spraying a car with a garden hose while it’s pouring rain.
March 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM