Lol ok it took me a minute to get the punchline on the second page, but that was really funny xD

Oh excuse me for not wearing my best dress while i fly

Oh hell no! I never just jam it in there like that xD

Yup, i know that one. Dropped too much money on it when it first came out. Caught myself and deleted the app, never looked back

This one works really well, I’d wear it

You never know. I used to be a white guy, but then i got better!

And if you actually read the email, you’ll see it was a joke. Mark was making fun of Trump, and classic toxic masculinity means making a gay sex joke. It was never meant to be taken seriously

Nope, that’s purely a court thing. Lying to a cop can get like, obstruction charges if they wanna press it

It’s a goddamn movie! It’s a matter of opinion! Who honestly cares?!

Are people still watching Jurassic Park? Back to the Future? JAWS?! Idk, sounds like a conspiracy to me

These people are so self centered that they can’t understand that they aren’t the norm. They’re racist and just assume that means everyone else is too