Alex Petosa
@princesspetosa.bsky.social
Just a petite lil guy either sharing every thought that pops in his head or going radio silent for months on end.
“Sometimes what’s best for the hole is not best for the soul” - Marysol Patton
July 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
“Sometimes what’s best for the hole is not best for the soul” - Marysol Patton
Closest queer person is 48 miles away according to Grindr, send help 🥴
July 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Closest queer person is 48 miles away according to Grindr, send help 🥴
Salma Hayek’s got a gun, state directly into the sun, YOLO
Or whatever Marina says
Or whatever Marina says
June 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Salma Hayek’s got a gun, state directly into the sun, YOLO
Or whatever Marina says
Or whatever Marina says
Do I want bike shorts or do the men who model them for the store just have nice butts?
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Do I want bike shorts or do the men who model them for the store just have nice butts?
Upset I didn’t get Addison Rae’s AR EP on vinyl when it was at Urban Outfitters, it’s going for $500 to get it now 😭
June 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Upset I didn’t get Addison Rae’s AR EP on vinyl when it was at Urban Outfitters, it’s going for $500 to get it now 😭
Can confirm, Bruno Mars fucks
June 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can confirm, Bruno Mars fucks
I just realized rich people probably smoke on their private jets and I just think that’s so crazy
May 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I just realized rich people probably smoke on their private jets and I just think that’s so crazy
I get soooo many ads for Botox, basically the only targeted ad I get. What is my phone trying to tell me 😭
May 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I get soooo many ads for Botox, basically the only targeted ad I get. What is my phone trying to tell me 😭
The boulevard smells like farts rn
May 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The boulevard smells like farts rn
Anyways, are we actually switching to BlueSky? I was so ready
May 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Anyways, are we actually switching to BlueSky? I was so ready
I feel like there’s 2, maybe 3 camps of queer men in Bellingham and they’re all hanging out without me 😥😕
May 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I feel like there’s 2, maybe 3 camps of queer men in Bellingham and they’re all hanging out without me 😥😕
Daaaamn, got an email from photobucket saying they’re about to delete inactive accounts so I went to sign in and you have to pay monthly now?! Savage
May 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Daaaamn, got an email from photobucket saying they’re about to delete inactive accounts so I went to sign in and you have to pay monthly now?! Savage
Not a soul at Taco Bell? On 4/20?
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Not a soul at Taco Bell? On 4/20?
Played my Daylist on Spotify on my way home from work which was “recession pop pink pilates princess Sunday afternoon.” Put it on shuffle and it literally just played 6 Kesha songs followed by a 3OH!3 song that ft. Kesha
April 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Played my Daylist on Spotify on my way home from work which was “recession pop pink pilates princess Sunday afternoon.” Put it on shuffle and it literally just played 6 Kesha songs followed by a 3OH!3 song that ft. Kesha
Damn these drive through car washes just get more and more stressful each summer. Like wym I’m going through 4 inches behind the person in front of me?!
April 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Damn these drive through car washes just get more and more stressful each summer. Like wym I’m going through 4 inches behind the person in front of me?!
Talking to one of my clients about their birthday last month and said “oh you’re a pisces, I love my fellow water signs!”
She responded with “I thought you might be a water sign. Cancer? July 9th?” 😱
She responded with “I thought you might be a water sign. Cancer? July 9th?” 😱
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Talking to one of my clients about their birthday last month and said “oh you’re a pisces, I love my fellow water signs!”
She responded with “I thought you might be a water sign. Cancer? July 9th?” 😱
She responded with “I thought you might be a water sign. Cancer? July 9th?” 😱
I want nothing more than to go to Beyond Wonderland and QPF however capitalism simply will not permit me being hot fresh and fun two consecutive weekends in a row😭
April 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I want nothing more than to go to Beyond Wonderland and QPF however capitalism simply will not permit me being hot fresh and fun two consecutive weekends in a row😭
You ever take a drink from last nights water cup only to realize that it’s soju? 🥴
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You ever take a drink from last nights water cup only to realize that it’s soju? 🥴
Saturday was the most Bellingham day I’ve ever had in my life. Woke up and went to yoga and stopped at the co-op for coffee on the way home and then went for a hot girl walk around the boulevard on my lunch break at work.
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Saturday was the most Bellingham day I’ve ever had in my life. Woke up and went to yoga and stopped at the co-op for coffee on the way home and then went for a hot girl walk around the boulevard on my lunch break at work.
Booking a trip to Vegas and am seriously debating spending $1000 more for a room with a crazy bidet for 2 days even though I like some of the other rooms better 🤔
April 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Booking a trip to Vegas and am seriously debating spending $1000 more for a room with a crazy bidet for 2 days even though I like some of the other rooms better 🤔
The fact that the Tits Out Tour skips over the PNW entirely when those shows would have landed on/around my birthday feels like a hate crime to queers, cancers, and bald men 😭
April 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The fact that the Tits Out Tour skips over the PNW entirely when those shows would have landed on/around my birthday feels like a hate crime to queers, cancers, and bald men 😭
Damn, just made a hella good soup but didn’t post a pic anywhere or livestream or FaceTime anyone so did I even make a soup?
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Damn, just made a hella good soup but didn’t post a pic anywhere or livestream or FaceTime anyone so did I even make a soup?
It’s crazy how many news sources and pop media are “reporting” that Shawn Mendes commented “guapo” on Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein Campaign pics. Bad Bunny is handsome, why is that news? The rest of us are commenting on how bad we want him to rail us, wheres the article about us? 🤔
March 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s crazy how many news sources and pop media are “reporting” that Shawn Mendes commented “guapo” on Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein Campaign pics. Bad Bunny is handsome, why is that news? The rest of us are commenting on how bad we want him to rail us, wheres the article about us? 🤔
Damn, is all of Bellingham under construction or what?!
March 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Damn, is all of Bellingham under construction or what?!