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Melany ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@princessmelany.bsky.social
professional dork • they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ • 20 • #1 fan of vivian from ttyd • melany’s second account!!! fuck off!!!!

@MelanyTheBitch on Twitter
New profile pic for Halloween
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i was a little over a year old when the DS Lite released and im 20
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Like, I was finishing up high school and was only a single month on HRT when Season 7 of STW started. I'm now starting my third year of college later this month, and am now an HRT-riddled stoner lmao

Not complaining or anything I promise, I just find the passage of time silly
August 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
// Scott The Woz spoilers

Why the fuck did this one scene go so hard what the fuck
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can I just use this as an opportunity to express my sheer disdain for YouTube premieres??
August 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m literally leaving to move into my dorm tomorrow but god damn I’m not missing this shit
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
July 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m not even halfway through DK Bananza and I’m already convinced this completely solos every single 3D Mario game to have ever come out in his series history. It’s that good.
July 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lol
June 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love the new Mario Kart
June 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
howdy, queers. new pfp just dropped.
June 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My flight to New York is about to take off, and my airline has free included WiFi.

Send me crap on my straw page (image unrelated)

melanythebitch.straw.page
May 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
May 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
What does it say about me that I’m using batteries from Spencer’s Gifts meant for sex toys to power my GBA?
May 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
May 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
May 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I GOT A SWITCH 2 PREORDER LETS FUCKING GO

i skipped out on Mario Kart World, tbh I'm not terribly interested in it and I'll be frank the $80 price point was a deal breaker.

BUT I GOT IT. CHEER FOR ME DAMN IT
May 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the worst part is that i tried
May 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
...
can i say something?
April 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
$6
April 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I traded in my Series S for an Xbox One. I’m a fucking maniac!!
April 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
5/10
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 is announced to be backwards compatible with all Gizmondo games.
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM