JD
@princessheifer.bsky.social
33 🧁🥳
Big gay cow, feed me and lift with me, might show off, not that it's important 🤷🏻♂️
Big gay cow, feed me and lift with me, might show off, not that it's important 🤷🏻♂️
In theory it's probably disgusting how many snickerdoodles I can eat in a day. In practice it's actually pretty amazing
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
In theory it's probably disgusting how many snickerdoodles I can eat in a day. In practice it's actually pretty amazing
Before Thanksgiving you could see my face and tits, after...well 🫃🏻😈
But those eyes, maybe another pie would do it?
But those eyes, maybe another pie would do it?
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Before Thanksgiving you could see my face and tits, after...well 🫃🏻😈
But those eyes, maybe another pie would do it?
But those eyes, maybe another pie would do it?
Make the seat more comfortable and make me 3 times size and we have found a comfortable and efficient way to hold the heifer for milking without needing to move 🤷🏻♂️🐮🥛🫃🏻😈
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Make the seat more comfortable and make me 3 times size and we have found a comfortable and efficient way to hold the heifer for milking without needing to move 🤷🏻♂️🐮🥛🫃🏻😈
Somehow this cow climbed 1500 feet of elevation
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Somehow this cow climbed 1500 feet of elevation
Gluttony is my sin, uncontrollable, come take advantage
September 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Gluttony is my sin, uncontrollable, come take advantage
Why do I even bother going to the gym? Make me your round f*** toy?
August 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Why do I even bother going to the gym? Make me your round f*** toy?
Is there such a thing as a bull heifer? Probably not, but sometimes I lift heavy things
August 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is there such a thing as a bull heifer? Probably not, but sometimes I lift heavy things
Always horngry after midnight, like some gremlin curse. Bring me a pizza and milk the cow
August 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Always horngry after midnight, like some gremlin curse. Bring me a pizza and milk the cow
33 and fat as fuck. Who wants to funnel me milkshakes and suck on my tits 🤷🏻♂️🐮
July 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
33 and fat as fuck. Who wants to funnel me milkshakes and suck on my tits 🤷🏻♂️🐮
So full of shit he can never leave. NO KINGS
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
So full of shit he can never leave. NO KINGS
Stout Sow Saturday; we eat authoritarian goons in this household. All those jelly spines go straight to the gut.
June 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Stout Sow Saturday; we eat authoritarian goons in this household. All those jelly spines go straight to the gut.
Just a reminder that those who resist fascists get to fuck. It's sexy to understand what's going on and resist in whatever way you can.
No Kings 6/14/25
#magadeathcult #fuckdoritostacos
No Kings 6/14/25
#magadeathcult #fuckdoritostacos
June 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just a reminder that those who resist fascists get to fuck. It's sexy to understand what's going on and resist in whatever way you can.
No Kings 6/14/25
#magadeathcult #fuckdoritostacos
No Kings 6/14/25
#magadeathcult #fuckdoritostacos
It was birthday Monday, so who's feeding a growing cow on his birthday week? Then milk me? 🤷🏻♂️🐮
June 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It was birthday Monday, so who's feeding a growing cow on his birthday week? Then milk me? 🤷🏻♂️🐮
Tuesday's go well with tummies. Feed the pig, milk the cow
May 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tuesday's go well with tummies. Feed the pig, milk the cow
Big boys with hog guts and cow tits beware, bouldering comes with risks. I really only exercise to show off and eat more though so.... Success?
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Big boys with hog guts and cow tits beware, bouldering comes with risks. I really only exercise to show off and eat more though so.... Success?
Feed your fat cow bro and then put your face in it!
May 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Feed your fat cow bro and then put your face in it!
April 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Tummy Tuesday, who wants to stuff the fat cow? In more ways than one? 😈
April 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tummy Tuesday, who wants to stuff the fat cow? In more ways than one? 😈
Lil f*g prick needs a Dom to show me a real man's package 🥵
On this day we highlight our sins: Gluttony, Lust, and Envy 😈
On this day we highlight our sins: Gluttony, Lust, and Envy 😈
April 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Lil f*g prick needs a Dom to show me a real man's package 🥵
On this day we highlight our sins: Gluttony, Lust, and Envy 😈
On this day we highlight our sins: Gluttony, Lust, and Envy 😈
The mother has risen, the bunny bounds, come break these fat eggs and make me moan 🤤🍑 #bttm #fatass #poundtown
April 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The mother has risen, the bunny bounds, come break these fat eggs and make me moan 🤤🍑 #bttm #fatass #poundtown
Happy Tummy Tuesday from a fat cow with a big head
April 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Tummy Tuesday from a fat cow with a big head
I just want you to fill this with pizza and cider while I watch VEEP and come up with killer insults.
April 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I just want you to fill this with pizza and cider while I watch VEEP and come up with killer insults.
The password is simple: F**d pi**a, s*c* t*ts, st*et*h h*le.
Can you figure it out? 🤤
Can you figure it out? 🤤
April 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The password is simple: F**d pi**a, s*c* t*ts, st*et*h h*le.
Can you figure it out? 🤤
Can you figure it out? 🤤
Like these titties stocks go up and down. The morons are purposefully tanking because that's the garbage they do, don't take the bait. Loss of democracy, destruction of healthcare, labor rights, human rights, and direct attacks on the most vulnerable are the real challenges we fight.
April 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Like these titties stocks go up and down. The morons are purposefully tanking because that's the garbage they do, don't take the bait. Loss of democracy, destruction of healthcare, labor rights, human rights, and direct attacks on the most vulnerable are the real challenges we fight.