GRiZELDA
@princessgoombus.bsky.social
someone's adhd impulse demon, piloting by the hair á la ratatouille (twitch.tv/princessgoombus)
THIS ISN’T FUN & SEXY ANYMORE OWIE
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
THIS ISN’T FUN & SEXY ANYMORE OWIE
I could have said “damn, I went up another cup size” but instead I said “I have yet again out-tiddied myself”
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I could have said “damn, I went up another cup size” but instead I said “I have yet again out-tiddied myself”
took grandma’s car to McDolan’s at like 10pm. sometimes you just need a cheeseburger.
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
took grandma’s car to McDolan’s at like 10pm. sometimes you just need a cheeseburger.
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my 19-20 y/o coworker just admitted to barely knowing all the months in the year after also saying out loud that she didn’t know Montana is.
Montana is like 2 states away from us. 😭😭😭😭
Montana is like 2 states away from us. 😭😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my 19-20 y/o coworker just admitted to barely knowing all the months in the year after also saying out loud that she didn’t know Montana is.
Montana is like 2 states away from us. 😭😭😭😭
Montana is like 2 states away from us. 😭😭😭😭
I am being gaslit by google maps
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I am being gaslit by google maps
I remembered the ancient texts out of the blue tonight
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I remembered the ancient texts out of the blue tonight
I didn’t know burning myself with molten cheese could hurt so bad
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I didn’t know burning myself with molten cheese could hurt so bad
I am the eepiest bitch of them all
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am the eepiest bitch of them all
I keep forgetting my old IUD is in a sample jar in my purse
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I keep forgetting my old IUD is in a sample jar in my purse
sometimes my brain combines pacific rim with that battleship movie Rihanna was in.
that’s embarrassing.
that’s embarrassing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
sometimes my brain combines pacific rim with that battleship movie Rihanna was in.
that’s embarrassing.
that’s embarrassing.
lying on an exam table Winnie the Pooh style feels so goofy. like somehow it would be less weird to be completely naked.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
lying on an exam table Winnie the Pooh style feels so goofy. like somehow it would be less weird to be completely naked.
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I should have savored that jerky more
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I should have savored that jerky more
Barry is ready to steal Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Barry is ready to steal Christmas
I have an icepick headache and one more hour before close 💀
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have an icepick headache and one more hour before close 💀
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the life of dunsparce
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the life of dunsparce
who let me be this cute???????????????????????
(avatar by Nekorin Studio on Etsy 💚)
(avatar by Nekorin Studio on Etsy 💚)
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
who let me be this cute???????????????????????
(avatar by Nekorin Studio on Etsy 💚)
(avatar by Nekorin Studio on Etsy 💚)
achieved peak dnd behavior by rolling to fly up a colossal-size monster’s ass in mist form while playing as a vampire.
my dm is very over us.
my dm is very over us.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
achieved peak dnd behavior by rolling to fly up a colossal-size monster’s ass in mist form while playing as a vampire.
my dm is very over us.
my dm is very over us.
blackberry Dr Pepper tastes STARTLINGLY like cough syrup
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
blackberry Dr Pepper tastes STARTLINGLY like cough syrup