@princessfaustus.bsky.social
I'm here to find a more ethical shitposting platform.
Man if you start thinking about medical school but aren't committed yet never tell your Asian parent because you'll never hear the end of it
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Man if you start thinking about medical school but aren't committed yet never tell your Asian parent because you'll never hear the end of it
Without Garak, DS9 would still be the best, but the margin would be considerably less comfortable
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Without Garak, DS9 would still be the best, but the margin would be considerably less comfortable
Not letting me joke about killing myself is state violence.
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Not letting me joke about killing myself is state violence.
That time Space McKinsey tried to recruit 7 of 9
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That time Space McKinsey tried to recruit 7 of 9
I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you. I am mortally terrified that you will make me watch something with you that is not Star Trek.
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you. I am mortally terrified that you will make me watch something with you that is not Star Trek.
Language can change your perspective and outlook on life. For example, instead of saying "I experience racism" try saying instead "I *get to* experience racism"
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Language can change your perspective and outlook on life. For example, instead of saying "I experience racism" try saying instead "I *get to* experience racism"
I truly believe that I am funnier than Bowen Yang.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I truly believe that I am funnier than Bowen Yang.
Becoming someone who unironically uses 🙏 emoji and reflexively thinks "I should send a card" for life events
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Becoming someone who unironically uses 🙏 emoji and reflexively thinks "I should send a card" for life events
Man I've always thought summary execution by firing squad would be a romantic way to die but now that I see the level of hero worship Mark Kelly gets just for being Threatened with execution
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man I've always thought summary execution by firing squad would be a romantic way to die but now that I see the level of hero worship Mark Kelly gets just for being Threatened with execution
That Cocokind tinted ceramide lip whatever is as good as they say, just more so, and the shade "be bold" is a dupe for Black Honey, just transcendently more comfortable to wear. #boldlygo
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That Cocokind tinted ceramide lip whatever is as good as they say, just more so, and the shade "be bold" is a dupe for Black Honey, just transcendently more comfortable to wear. #boldlygo
You can be leftist and still unironically enjoy New Yorker cartoons ‼️
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You can be leftist and still unironically enjoy New Yorker cartoons ‼️
Borg Land Acknowledgment
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Borg Land Acknowledgment
Babe, will you stick the meat thermometer in RFK Jr.? He's starting to look a little burnt.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Babe, will you stick the meat thermometer in RFK Jr.? He's starting to look a little burnt.
Instead of disclosing the identity behind my ethnic ambiguity, gonna just start making references to "my people" and build Chakotay energy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Instead of disclosing the identity behind my ethnic ambiguity, gonna just start making references to "my people" and build Chakotay energy.
Sticking your head in the crack between two pillows and pretending it's boobies
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Sticking your head in the crack between two pillows and pretending it's boobies
New crush unlocked: Harry Kim's girlfriend
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
New crush unlocked: Harry Kim's girlfriend
6-7 is just autism appropriation
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
6-7 is just autism appropriation
I'm madder that ACoTaR is popular than I am about the ballroom. Trump's taste is at least so extreme in its trashiness that an argument could be made that it's art.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm madder that ACoTaR is popular than I am about the ballroom. Trump's taste is at least so extreme in its trashiness that an argument could be made that it's art.
That time the nerds at TNG named a star system "Keto Enol"
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That time the nerds at TNG named a star system "Keto Enol"
Eric Adams is just waiting a few weeks between the speculation he'll do a somewhat corrupt thing and doing the somewhat corrupt thing and hoping we'll forget the speculation.
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Eric Adams is just waiting a few weeks between the speculation he'll do a somewhat corrupt thing and doing the somewhat corrupt thing and hoping we'll forget the speculation.
Had a dream that Dark Souls was also a dating sim
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Had a dream that Dark Souls was also a dating sim
Subnautica is my favorite Cozy Game
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Subnautica is my favorite Cozy Game
Falun Gong is Chinese QAnon I stg
October 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Falun Gong is Chinese QAnon I stg
Why does everyone keep asking me if my mom took Tylenol during pregnancy when I tell them about my grade school behaviors?
October 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why does everyone keep asking me if my mom took Tylenol during pregnancy when I tell them about my grade school behaviors?
I'm not afraid to admit that I unironically love Bison bison 🦬🦬
October 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that I unironically love Bison bison 🦬🦬