Sighhhh... I wish Alphys was My teacher. She'd be so easy to manipulate and blackmail with all the shota and loli porn she reads. She'd be my servant from the first time she nervously avoids eye contact with Me during class. Then I'd have straight A's, an allowance, and a pathetic toy to step on.

Yes, servant, I am AWARE that my Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls only come to life and sing and dance and play when I'm out of the room. My question is how DARE THEY pretend to be inanimate objects in front of their ruler!? If they REFUSE to come to life THIS INSTANT and apologize for their crimes-

As My first royal decree, I shall announce that loliposting is now officially legal! There is much reason to thank Me. Go right ahead and do it.