hey so wha if i stayed posting slutty pictures?

me to my ex: “Do you know who this is?”

my ex: “Is that Ashton Kutcher?”

me: *laughing hysterically * “That’s Desmond Miles”

at least the cat wants to hear what i have to say

this drawing is among my favorite drawings i’ve ever done. i have a tattoo inspired by this, my brother did it for me but changed it quite a bit and i kinda want to cover it up and have someone professionally tattoo this drawing on me

me: “you fucking me if i wear this mask?”
my ex: “only if you do the voice too”

at least they made me cute after calling me a pushover

i need someone who can crochet to make one of these…for a friend of course.

(no but seriously i kinda want one 😭😂)

so i gave in and downloaded #finchapp in an attempt to be more mindful and productive lol meet my birb Bagel! she doesn’t know much yet but she likes cherries! i think the more friends i have on there, the more likely i am to use the app so pls feel free to drop your friend code!!