Walked into Superman $10 short, walked out another -$40. Somewhere in between I decided Lois Lane was my fashion inspo. I’ve never owned a vest before. I will now.

When I’m trying to stop doomscrolling on insta but that’s also where I message nearly all of my friends.

I can’t do this anymore😭 Someone disable my fyp

Remember when Disney cut all the scenes that mentioned Jack Sparrow was branded a pirate because he refused to transport slaves? Yeah, me too. Still can’t get over the way they just tossed all that character depth out the window

why is she glowering at me😭

I was just stretching, goddamn