Believe it or not, I can top your absurd story. FIOS service for my area Terminating Point is affixed To My Building!
A FIOS tech pulling service from the terminus to another building around the corner told me he could wire up my condo in a minute, just needed an order. And FIOS can't figure it out!

Please forgive me for not hearing your clever comment and misinterpreting.

Can we agree "antifa" is properly pronounced Auntie Fa, & as Democrats, we're proudly AntiFascist. Ergo, We are AntiFa! And an excellent rally chant is "I am AntiFa!"(think Spartans) until everyone's shouting "I am AntieFa!"

during WWII fighting fascism State side while the boys were fighting fascism overseas.

#TheGreatestGeneration were AntiFA. We need to wear AntiFa as a badge of courage. "I am Auntie Fa. I am AntiFa" (Think Spartacus.) AntiFa is the most American thing ever.

The #GreatestGeneration was AntiFa. Aren't all proudly patriotic Americans AntiFascist.

Let's own AntiFA

I'd love a rolling chant, "I am AntiFa! I am AntiFa (Think: "I am Spartacus!")

stoically marched into the factory during WWII to fight the fascists Stateside while the boys were fighting overseas. The #GreatestGeneration were the original AntiFa. Aren't all Americansproudly AntiFascist? I sure am, aren't you?

2/2 As I like to describe the pronunciation, "just think of your dear sweet Auntie Fa marching into the factory to help fight the fascists from stateside while the boys were out fighting the fascists overseas.

The #GreatestGeneration were the original Antifa. Aren't all Americans antifascist?