I don't like the captain of the guard or as some of you know him "Jolly" James Crookshanks. Always has soup in his moustache. Sloppy guy. One of the sloppiest guards we have how did he get promoted. He will be publicly shaved tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

acab includes shorty in the little top with big trousers but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i’m tired i just want to drink iced coffee, read books and eat snacks.

Fair maidens in my area

Next I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

i will sit on the palace steps and listen to your problems @ 2am cuz i'm built like that