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Citizen K🔸
@primeshade.bsky.social
"Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope.
The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away."
Policies are often "popular" - until you ask people to consider their implications.

(Not something they were really asked to do in 2016, for example.)
July 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Imagine being so shit that *Kemi Badenoch* doesn't rate you...
July 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Laura Kuenssberg appearing on Nigel Farage's show AGAIN?? 🤦‍♂️

He must be sick of the sight of her by now!
July 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What could go wrong?
July 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump: "I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country's history."

In other news, the word 'perhaps' has achieved a new world record in weightlifting.
July 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I reckon God just wanted to put off having to deal with all these f*ckers for as long as possible.
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They're still doing the "sovereignty" shit. 🤦‍♂️
July 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
OMG 😬
July 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Danny Dyer seems to get by. 🤷‍♂️
July 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bloody Normans. 😠
July 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Russia is a very smart country."
July 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"At the moment."

Apparently, until this time last year, it was all fine.
July 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
John 'Genius' Redwood, August 2007: "Deregulate financial services!"

John 'Genius' Redwood, 2008: " "
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Trump: "Work harder for less money, you dumb motherf*ckers. (I love the poorly educated!)"

MAGA: "YES! WE LOVE TRUMP!"
June 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@hamishboot.bsky.social‬ =
Chickenshit.
June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The future's orange.
June 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm looking forward to the cringeworthy photoshoot...
June 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
June 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I bet she's thinking of Jedi. 🤦‍♂️
June 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Welcome back anytime. 👍
June 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
No doubt the local MP will have something to say about thi...

Ah, sh*t. 🤦‍♂️
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Another f*ckup from Joseph Starlink!

Was Elon in charge of British Rail? 🤔
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_wro...
June 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Steward's enquiry:
May 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Frankly, I think it would be quite cruel to make children live anywhere near these miserable old f*ckers.
May 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM