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I've never needed to request a pardon from a president...

(Nerd, Moderate Dem 💙, Anti-M@GA, 🛇No DMs🛇, 🛇No patience for Cockwombles🛇)

Yes, I curse...sometimes a lot, so buyer beware!
Good Morning Bob, Foxy, & Friends!

It’s Finally Friday and one more working week until Thanksgiving! Looking forward to taking a week off and spending time with family in Myrtle Beach.

Until then, it's grind time!

Have a wonderful day and #Resist!

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November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good Morning AJ!

It's Friday! Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!
a cat driving a car with the words " hold on almost there " above it
ALT: a cat driving a car with the words " hold on almost there " above it
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November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
After a couple hours she stops and tells him to get on the scale. Sure enough, he's lost 5lbs and he takes his prize.

He wants to test the limits, so pays for 50lbs. The rep warns him it isn't advisable, but he demands. A 500lb gorilla shows up with a sign saying "If I catch you, I'll have you."
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reminds me of the joke about the service the promises you any amount of weight loss for $50/lb or double your money back...

Guy pays to lose 5lbs to try it out and a woman shows up at his door with a sign saying "If you can catch me, you can have me" and immediately takes off running.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Love the poetry!

How you doing Sunshine?
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Good Morning Coco!
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Good Morning Coach!
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Good Morning Brenda!
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Good Morning Matt!
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Good Morning Blue!
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Good Morning Arnold!
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Good Morning Cat!
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Good Morning Chaser!
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Good Morning Jimmy!
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Good Morning Amy!
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Good Morning Snagz!
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM