Kung Fu Grip Hamma
@primeministerhamma.bsky.social
Just tryin to bring some hateration and holleration to this dancery.
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New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops
A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.
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June 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...
CASHAPP $ BADGE POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE 🤩🤩🤩
"YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒
"YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒
June 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
CASHAPP $ BADGE POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE 🤩🤩🤩
"YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒
"YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒
Imagine you beatin off and Michael Myers busts into yo room mid-cum and he's just standin there with a VERY human level of uncomfortable uncertainty about what to do and you TRY to close your browser and apologize, but it's already too awkward and he just turns around and leaves 😔
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Imagine you beatin off and Michael Myers busts into yo room mid-cum and he's just standin there with a VERY human level of uncomfortable uncertainty about what to do and you TRY to close your browser and apologize, but it's already too awkward and he just turns around and leaves 😔
They finally got what they wanted and silenced me on my biggest platform 🙃
June 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They finally got what they wanted and silenced me on my biggest platform 🙃
I don't feel like I'd be wildly shocked if I found out part of the new hire process for Cheesecake Factory is to fuck one of the cheesecakes...I also feel like maybe I should go to therapy to find out why.
May 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don't feel like I'd be wildly shocked if I found out part of the new hire process for Cheesecake Factory is to fuck one of the cheesecakes...I also feel like maybe I should go to therapy to find out why.
One day when students read about the fall of the American empire, I hope e-girls vlogging about paying $20 for one strawberry at Erewhon gets its own chapter
April 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One day when students read about the fall of the American empire, I hope e-girls vlogging about paying $20 for one strawberry at Erewhon gets its own chapter
Y'all are mad at Jasmine Crockett for callin Greg Abbott Gov. Hot Wheels, but not God for throwing an entire tree at the nigga 🤔
March 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Y'all are mad at Jasmine Crockett for callin Greg Abbott Gov. Hot Wheels, but not God for throwing an entire tree at the nigga 🤔
Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a decision whether you're willing to sacrifice the innocent to pay tribute to the insatiable blood lust of the almighty Dairy Queen.
March 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a decision whether you're willing to sacrifice the innocent to pay tribute to the insatiable blood lust of the almighty Dairy Queen.
Imagine havin Michael Caine talk you through it
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Imagine havin Michael Caine talk you through it
Using the car AC on Eco mode just feels like a creepy dude blowing Henny mouth breath on your neck in the club
March 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Using the car AC on Eco mode just feels like a creepy dude blowing Henny mouth breath on your neck in the club
Need some thicc fine shit wit a septum piercing, big boots, a ferret, $28, and a parasocial relationship with a non-human anime character to tell me everything's gonna be ok
March 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Need some thicc fine shit wit a septum piercing, big boots, a ferret, $28, and a parasocial relationship with a non-human anime character to tell me everything's gonna be ok
The term muggle only exists bc JKR knew migger was a little too on the nose
March 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The term muggle only exists bc JKR knew migger was a little too on the nose
Growers be like "If you can't handle me at my 3½, you don't deserve me at my 8½"
March 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Growers be like "If you can't handle me at my 3½, you don't deserve me at my 8½"
I'm shiddin in Target rn (in the bathroom, not the bread aisle) and I BLASTED one and the guy in the next stall said "FUCKIN SEND IT, BRO" and we both started laughing through the stall and that level of empowerment and unhinged, shid-sourced positive masculinity added years to my life.
March 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm shiddin in Target rn (in the bathroom, not the bread aisle) and I BLASTED one and the guy in the next stall said "FUCKIN SEND IT, BRO" and we both started laughing through the stall and that level of empowerment and unhinged, shid-sourced positive masculinity added years to my life.
*walkin back to my car*
*a bird has shid on it*
*the bird is still in the tree above my car*
ME:
YOU MUTHAFUCKA.
OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY:
"Well that's not very neighborly of you."
STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.
*a bird has shid on it*
*the bird is still in the tree above my car*
ME:
YOU MUTHAFUCKA.
OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY:
"Well that's not very neighborly of you."
STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.
March 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*walkin back to my car*
*a bird has shid on it*
*the bird is still in the tree above my car*
ME:
YOU MUTHAFUCKA.
OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY:
"Well that's not very neighborly of you."
STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.
*a bird has shid on it*
*the bird is still in the tree above my car*
ME:
YOU MUTHAFUCKA.
OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY:
"Well that's not very neighborly of you."
STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.
Nah babe you're still cute, the way you stretched my sack skin over your forehead and called yourself Leatherface was just concerning.
March 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Nah babe you're still cute, the way you stretched my sack skin over your forehead and called yourself Leatherface was just concerning.
Idw sound dramatic or anything, but if I was a woman walking down the street and a strange man said "Smile, beautiful" as he walked by, I would simply tear his heart out through his ribcage and pose with it like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Idw sound dramatic or anything, but if I was a woman walking down the street and a strange man said "Smile, beautiful" as he walked by, I would simply tear his heart out through his ribcage and pose with it like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
I don't think I'll ever take up hiking as a hobby even with good company bc at some point, I'm gonna remember we still gotta turn around and re-hike all the way back to the car and that's gonna pmo.
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I don't think I'll ever take up hiking as a hobby even with good company bc at some point, I'm gonna remember we still gotta turn around and re-hike all the way back to the car and that's gonna pmo.
A pb&j fried in pancake batter.
Sorry. Fightin demons* rn.
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*I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe
Sorry. Fightin demons* rn.
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*I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe
March 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A pb&j fried in pancake batter.
Sorry. Fightin demons* rn.
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*I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe
Sorry. Fightin demons* rn.
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*I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe
My biggest fear of having children that are involved in martial arts is sooner or later, they're inevitably gonna squabble way better than I do. Imagine you try to send your kid to bed early for misbehaving and they hit you with a 3 finger punch that makes you go blind for 58 minutes.
March 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My biggest fear of having children that are involved in martial arts is sooner or later, they're inevitably gonna squabble way better than I do. Imagine you try to send your kid to bed early for misbehaving and they hit you with a 3 finger punch that makes you go blind for 58 minutes.
People who have sex with WM are tougher than Green Berets bc y'all stay horny even after they say shit like "TAKE MY BORKING COCK, ASHLYNN" or whatever
March 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
People who have sex with WM are tougher than Green Berets bc y'all stay horny even after they say shit like "TAKE MY BORKING COCK, ASHLYNN" or whatever
AN ORNITHOLOGIST DISCOVERING A NEW BIRD SPECIES:
"In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"
"In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"
March 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
AN ORNITHOLOGIST DISCOVERING A NEW BIRD SPECIES:
"In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"
"In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"
I fuckin hate capitalism. Who the FUCK asked for an Oreo-flavored Oreo?
March 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I fuckin hate capitalism. Who the FUCK asked for an Oreo-flavored Oreo?
Getting therapy*
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*my endless playlist algo is goin fuckin crazy
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*my endless playlist algo is goin fuckin crazy
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Getting therapy*
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*my endless playlist algo is goin fuckin crazy
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*my endless playlist algo is goin fuckin crazy