Ah yes, the Long Tom

I had a cold caller the other week from Virgin Media, I told them we already had gigabit, he asked if it was [LOCAL COMPANY NAME] and when I said yes I saw him visually deflate in defeat, it was A Time.

It's old instincts kicking in, an innate desire to take treasures from the world and put it in places they don't belong

Ah yes, the Ooniversal Karrier

I had a look, we do not q_q

(e.g only putting in the 3rd pin by flipping the plug and exposing live & neutral)

British plugs also have physical shutters in the socket preventing any access to live & neutral, only opened when their holes are filled and ground contact is being made by the 3rd pin, there's also some very specific requirements about sizings on sockets to prevent improper insertion

A lesson learnt the hard way, snipe? :P

See the problem there is, that's an actual useful tool people would *like*, and we can't have that!

The extend of my ricing is installing oh-my-posh (because that way I can keep consistency across my Linux and windows terms), and then selecting a theme I think is pretty

I'd pay money for a FLEXORCIST shirt

Hap Wobday!

It is time... For STRONK

...it took me entirely too long to remember that cherubs are, in fact, quite smol things.
Yeah this fits