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screenshot of a 1-star google review with a picture of an orangutan photoshopped onto an orange
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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colugo-ing to sleep for just a little bit

(photo via hendy lie)
photo of a colugo sleeping while holding onto a branch
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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and you can too
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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this post was fact-checked by REAL primate pals:

i don’t know. maybe
screenshot of tumblr post via @memorycycle: “itts crazy hiw we are 99% water and also we are only 1% different from chimpanzees so it means chimpanzees are 100% water”
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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cartoon of 5 little monkeys jumping on a bed with text that reads: “have you ever heard the tragedy”
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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photo of a baby orangutan smiling with text overlaid reading: “what if things turns out better than u could ever imagine.. this is the thought u should be entertaining”
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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screenshot of a tumblr post that is 3 screenshots of tweets: hymnism Aug 23 Follow ... John Halo Follow @EpicMasterChief Ok man it is my circus but idk where all those monkeys came from tia * @tiadeeznuts Follow not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys ELLA MACHINA Follow @orchidcamp yes, my circus. yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest caption: making a collection
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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“whatcha got over there?”
photo of an orangutan holding bananas while another primate looks on curiously
September 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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banner with an extreme close-up of an orangutan that says “get closer”
September 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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"Why should we hire you?" picture of a monkey with its finger in its mouth looking to the side making what resembles a pensive expression
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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(screenshot of youtube comment) Sonia Castro • 1y ago (edited) When gibbons die they turn to shadows trying to be human, I'm kidding
August 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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screenshot of tumblr post: optimalmongoose4 Jul 19 Follow Whenever injured chimpanzee comes and attack Last night I woke up from a dream with a great idea for a power for a superhero so I wrote it down in my notes app and when I checked it today this is what I wrote
August 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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:p
baby mountain gorilla sticking out its tongue
August 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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a lot to learn from him
screenshot of twitter thread of a picture of a young macaque lying down in the water peacefully drugstorecowgirl @drugstorcow…: he just needs an ipad reply: meggy @dogmatic_shorty: “the water is an ipad to him”
July 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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i would be his friend
screenshot from a nature documentary of a capuchin monkey sitting alone in a tree with captions that read “All this rejection hurts.” screenshot from a nature documentary of a capuchin monkey sitting alone in a tree with captions that read “No one wants anything to do with him.”
July 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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one of those days
gif of a chimpanzee sliding backwards into a pond to drink some water before falling in
June 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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photo of a young orangutan with closed eyes and pursed lips with a caption reading “perhaps he sampled a lemon”
June 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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who do i talk to about making the term for a group of 3+ ring-tailed lemurs a “chain gang”?

#lemurs #primates
screenshot of a tumblr post by user @avalovesindie with 6 photos of ring-tailed lemurs cuddled up together with texts that read: “you all have got to see the tail behavior the ring-tailed lemur is getting up to...” “oh to be a lemur absolutely blissed out in the pile...”
May 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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goodnight kisses are just as sweet during the daytime

#orangutans #primates
baby orangutan kissing another baby orangutan, whose eyes are closed
May 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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how it feels to stay silly despite the Circumstances
black howler monkey lying down and sticking its tongue out slightly while looking out into the distance.
May 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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screenshot of a post reading: U get $200 Million.. but u can't use the Orangutang emoji for 3 Hours Would u do it ??
May 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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happy mother’s day to all my primate pals!
photograph of a mother bonobo holding her baby.
May 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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when you live in a rainforest, every day is as good a hair day as you make it

#orangutans #primates
male sumatran orangutan with fluffy fur walking on a log.
May 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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hanging in there. barely
photo of a baby orangutan doing a hand gesture that resembles the 🤙 emoji
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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photo of a young orangutan with the caption “i wouldive made such a good orangutan life is so fucking unfair” @ 1monkegaming
April 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM