Primated
@primated.bsky.social
Human Bean that cooks and eats Meat and Vegetables. Interested in knowing the opinions of onions. I don't understand society or religion. A lot of times, they appear to be the same thing
I got Odin two nice cushy, comfy beds. He does this.
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got Odin two nice cushy, comfy beds. He does this.
I hereby proclaim myself to be aligned with the class, Guinea Worm (Dracunculus medinensis)..
February 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I hereby proclaim myself to be aligned with the class, Guinea Worm (Dracunculus medinensis)..
Does my Democracy still allow me to call JD Vance a Cunt Assed Bitch?
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Does my Democracy still allow me to call JD Vance a Cunt Assed Bitch?
Whenever I eat, when I'm done, I always give our new rescue an Amuse-bouche in their bowl. Once a dog knows that you share and they will get their taste, they don't steal food... that's Odin, King of Asgard!
February 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whenever I eat, when I'm done, I always give our new rescue an Amuse-bouche in their bowl. Once a dog knows that you share and they will get their taste, they don't steal food... that's Odin, King of Asgard!
Drinking Saki, doom scrolling and watching Cabin in the Woods...
February 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Drinking Saki, doom scrolling and watching Cabin in the Woods...
So, President Elon smokes copious amounts of weed, takes ketamine and has a motherfucking brain chip.
Just saying...
Just saying...
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So, President Elon smokes copious amounts of weed, takes ketamine and has a motherfucking brain chip.
Just saying...
Just saying...
Whenever the World spins my brain, I smoke ribs.
Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...
Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Whenever the World spins my brain, I smoke ribs.
Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...
Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...
Swearing ahead.
So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform?
Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?
So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform?
Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?
February 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Swearing ahead.
So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform?
Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?
So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform?
Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?
The upcoming Tarriffs on Mexico must be working, I just paid $1.50 more for a bag of Avocados at Costco.
Pre-tarriff price gouging.
Fuck me running...
Pre-tarriff price gouging.
Fuck me running...
January 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The upcoming Tarriffs on Mexico must be working, I just paid $1.50 more for a bag of Avocados at Costco.
Pre-tarriff price gouging.
Fuck me running...
Pre-tarriff price gouging.
Fuck me running...
Trump wanted to drain the Swamp so he could turn it into a Quagmire.
January 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Trump wanted to drain the Swamp so he could turn it into a Quagmire.
A friend of mine in Florida said that ICE Agents are at their kids High School rounding up kids.
They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....
They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....
January 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A friend of mine in Florida said that ICE Agents are at their kids High School rounding up kids.
They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....
They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....
WOW!
Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...
Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
WOW!
Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...
Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...
So happy I have 10 pounds of coffee stockpiled...
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So happy I have 10 pounds of coffee stockpiled...
We just got a new rescue dog. I always give my dog a taste of what I'm eating when I'm done. They learn not to steal food, because they get their bit.
Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!
Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We just got a new rescue dog. I always give my dog a taste of what I'm eating when I'm done. They learn not to steal food, because they get their bit.
Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!
Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!
Nissan actually sent a technician to my house to replace my airbags! Didn't have to go to the dealer. Very sweet!
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nissan actually sent a technician to my house to replace my airbags! Didn't have to go to the dealer. Very sweet!
Odin - King of Asgardk8ds
January 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Odin - King of Asgardk8ds
This is Odin. Me and the kid just rescued him.
January 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is Odin. Me and the kid just rescued him.
Is BlueSky just a Bot training ground?
January 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Is BlueSky just a Bot training ground?
I dropped 9ne of my nightly medications on the floor. I picked it up and did it. Then I found the one I dropped.
Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night?
Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...
Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night?
Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...
January 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I dropped 9ne of my nightly medications on the floor. I picked it up and did it. Then I found the one I dropped.
Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night?
Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...
Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night?
Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...
I never want waffles.
I never want pancakes.
Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...
I never want pancakes.
Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...
January 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I never want waffles.
I never want pancakes.
Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...
I never want pancakes.
Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...