Lydia Deetz Nutz
@primaryjdx.bsky.social
My life is one big dark room | Attorney by day, cat lady by night | Get ready to be disappointed
Everyone in the US googling “chronic venous insufficiency”?
July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everyone in the US googling “chronic venous insufficiency”?
No wonder my allergies have been a disaster this week… I haven’t taken any of my meds for them this week 🤦♀️
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No wonder my allergies have been a disaster this week… I haven’t taken any of my meds for them this week 🤦♀️
I died a little on the inside today when I rewrote a sentence to remove “there are a lot of issues still to resolve” to “there are opportunities to improve xyz process.” What has in-house life done to me.
June 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I died a little on the inside today when I rewrote a sentence to remove “there are a lot of issues still to resolve” to “there are opportunities to improve xyz process.” What has in-house life done to me.
Sitting in the jury box… fml.
June 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sitting in the jury box… fml.
I’m sure the president has important things to think about on this solstice. I too have important worries like… whether I should sacrifice a man for the sun… as one does.
June 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m sure the president has important things to think about on this solstice. I too have important worries like… whether I should sacrifice a man for the sun… as one does.
Oh shit. I still have this?
June 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh shit. I still have this?
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
October 25, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
No LinkedIn. I do not want to follow RGIII
September 26, 2023 at 6:52 PM
No LinkedIn. I do not want to follow RGIII
I’m like so fucking sad today… and I don’t want to do anything.
September 19, 2023 at 6:27 PM
I’m like so fucking sad today… and I don’t want to do anything.
Tell me you’re trying to be a hiking influencer without telling me you’re trying to be… who hikes with a full set of jewelry?
September 13, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Tell me you’re trying to be a hiking influencer without telling me you’re trying to be… who hikes with a full set of jewelry?
I swear to do my driver is the only person in New Jersey who doesn’t speed or cut pple off.
September 7, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I swear to do my driver is the only person in New Jersey who doesn’t speed or cut pple off.
I love a good date and some good dick.
September 6, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I love a good date and some good dick.
I have a paper cut until my fingernail. Kill me.
September 3, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I have a paper cut until my fingernail. Kill me.
For some reason today was the first day of kindergarten for my niece and she did a photo opp in the dress me and my sisters wore for our first day. It’s soooo cute to see her in it.
September 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
For some reason today was the first day of kindergarten for my niece and she did a photo opp in the dress me and my sisters wore for our first day. It’s soooo cute to see her in it.
One of the funniest things I may have seen in a while is someone on a walk for their health taking a massive drag from a cigarette 💀
August 28, 2023 at 12:48 PM
One of the funniest things I may have seen in a while is someone on a walk for their health taking a massive drag from a cigarette 💀
Guy at the coffee shop called my beverage of choice today a caffeine monstrosity. Not sorry but dirty matcha lattes are delicious and has nothing on my usual (a red eye)
August 23, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Guy at the coffee shop called my beverage of choice today a caffeine monstrosity. Not sorry but dirty matcha lattes are delicious and has nothing on my usual (a red eye)
Apparently, the music I grew up loving (and still love) is considered “dad rock” now 💀
August 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Apparently, the music I grew up loving (and still love) is considered “dad rock” now 💀
In this episode of high Lydia successfully roasts a chicken and also enjoys it when sober: indian spice yogurt marinated chicken. Not unhappy with how it turned out.
August 22, 2023 at 2:17 AM
In this episode of high Lydia successfully roasts a chicken and also enjoys it when sober: indian spice yogurt marinated chicken. Not unhappy with how it turned out.
Ugh. I feel physically ill right now. And I don’t have a cold or covid. What the fuck is wrong with me?
August 8, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Ugh. I feel physically ill right now. And I don’t have a cold or covid. What the fuck is wrong with me?
I need the motivation to pack for this trip and I cannot bring myself to do it.
August 3, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I need the motivation to pack for this trip and I cannot bring myself to do it.