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PrimalLassie
@primallassie.bsky.social
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FFXIV, Indie Gaming, and Memes
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The big protector with the smol cutie is one of my favorite character dynamics #meme #writing #bird
Tiny birb on big man's shoulder, view from behind Queen Tika.1 month ago 7'2 man walks into a pet store " I need a pet that completes my aesthetic" pet shop clerk What about this pitbull or the doberman? man sees three inch bird GIVE ME THAT FEROCIOUS CREATURE
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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You'd think Earth would be the most relatable planet in the solar system. Nope, it's this one. #meme #Jupiter #relatable
drunkplanetearth New York City Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons Jupiter appears to have eyes of someone who has experienced every level of existential cosmic horror possible
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Stack A please. #meme #movienight #nostalgia
Two stacks of VHS movies topped with classic candy boxes
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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What's it do? It drinks. #meme #retrotoy #relatable
Battery operated picnic bear toy that drinks when powered on
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Haiiiiii ❤️ 🐾 #cat #kitten #meow
Orange boi cat doing a curly curl
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
primallassie.bsky.social
It's finally soup weather! #meme #hdmi #chickensoup
HDMI TO CHICKEN SOUP CONVERTER HDMI 19 99 Walmart
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Don't worry babe, my memes are forklift certified. #meme #work #workiswork
Michael Myers in a blue jumpsuit, driving a forklift and looking at his phone Them: Damn dude, all you do is post memes. Don't you have a job? Me at work:
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I've had this little guy for 24 days now, he is good at chasing shoelaces. #cat #kitten #newbaby
Smol orange boy cat, sometimes responds to Chowder, will mew for food while trying to get stepped on every morning
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Ooh, Mother Nature did a cool thing. #meme #snow #weather
Cat in construction hat in a open field covered in snow
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The chance of being attacked by kamikaze felines is low, but never zero. #meme #Japan #beware
In some areas of Japan, they installed special signs that warn that cats may jump out suddenly. ネコ飛出し 注意
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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These were literally everywhere once upon a time. #meme #coffee #80s
An ancient Mr coffee brand coffee machine
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Half a pound heavier, still smol potato #cat #kitten #theEmbiggening
Smol cheddar flavored fuzzy boi
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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THE THIRST, MOTHER. #meme #hungry #smallgoblin
Right now, the need for blood is rising. Sophie. (A little blond white girl, maybe three years old)
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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You know what, that's fair. #meme #mcdonalds #minimumwage
McDonald's got an attitude today Cash register read out says 1 Sec MF (one second motherforker)
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Visit Nature's Gym in your own backyard...today!! Fall leaves ain't gonna rake themselves, ya stud. #meme #fall #yardwork
Various landscaping and gardening implements labeled with the muscle group they work out
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Good song good song, now it's playing ad nauseum in my skull #meme #music #oasis
Wearing this into my local music store Today is gonna be the day that they're Graphic of golden retriever with ball in mouth Gonna throw it back to you
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oh hai. Am awake. 🐾
A pink bowl of Chowder
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I'm a mature adult. This is not funny. Not. At. All. #meme #humor #spelling
Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth If you switch just TWO letters, Fort Lauderdale becomes Fart Louderdale and I need everyone to know that
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Gotta call the insurance. Couple of trees took out a vehicle today. #meme #xmas #lildebbie
Christmas tree shaped cakes on a car hood
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Why not get your daily dose of microplastics all at once? #meme #food #foodgonewrong
Chicken and broccoli smothered in melted rubber lid
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Taking his cuteness seriously. #cat #kitten #orange
Orange kitten curled in a ball, having a snooze as part of his regular duties
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Beep beep! We fancy now. #meme #car #bento
Honey we have guests. Bring out the fine china. Green bento lunchbox with a car shape
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Post yours below! Too funny not to share! #meme #frog #notascam
What's your FROG NAME? The first part: Your credit card number The second part: Your card's expiration date and your legal name The third part: The security code on the back of your card Comment your frog name below!
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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When the ice cream machine is down again and we are no longer rational about it #meme #icecream #mcdonalds
Ice cream sign with a chocolate vanilla ice cream cone on top I SCREAM YOU SCREAM THE POLICE COME ITS AWKWARD
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Passive aggressive media against bipedal inflatables #warning or a #threat #meme
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY - WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST WARNING Person appears to be exploding due to the swift jab of a sharp pin
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM