Prima
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Just waiting for the "new" new car smell to wear off.
This one doesn't just make the telltale wind up noise, she also screams at the same time. I had *never* heard a cat do this until her.
I imagine she's not just trying to wake me up but also the dead.
I imagine she's not just trying to wake me up but also the dead.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This one doesn't just make the telltale wind up noise, she also screams at the same time. I had *never* heard a cat do this until her.
I imagine she's not just trying to wake me up but also the dead.
I imagine she's not just trying to wake me up but also the dead.
Someone who would have also used marble in their bathroom. I wonder how it worked out for them. 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Someone who would have also used marble in their bathroom. I wonder how it worked out for them. 🤔
It might make the locals of certain "'gram famous" destinations like "Standing Room Only" Santorini able to get some peace though?
(I'm kinda joking but kinda not?)
(I'm kinda joking but kinda not?)
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It might make the locals of certain "'gram famous" destinations like "Standing Room Only" Santorini able to get some peace though?
(I'm kinda joking but kinda not?)
(I'm kinda joking but kinda not?)
Yes. I can believe this man filled his diaper and it overflowed right out of a jet.
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yes. I can believe this man filled his diaper and it overflowed right out of a jet.
The resemblance is uncanny.
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The resemblance is uncanny.
The Vans!
Dumbest timeline ever.
Dumbest timeline ever.
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Vans!
Dumbest timeline ever.
Dumbest timeline ever.
They might as carry around one of these.
September 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
They might as carry around one of these.
Dear Minot Tourism,
No.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards,
Me
No.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards,
Me
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dear Minot Tourism,
No.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards,
Me
No.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards,
Me
*cackles*
I usually advocate against claiming Ted but I think Calgary might have something in the water.
I usually advocate against claiming Ted but I think Calgary might have something in the water.
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
*cackles*
I usually advocate against claiming Ted but I think Calgary might have something in the water.
I usually advocate against claiming Ted but I think Calgary might have something in the water.
I've been there before!
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been there before!
Matt Viser and WaPo looking at thumbnails of Tangerine Caligula's signature through out the years.
"It's inconclusive!"
"It's inconclusive!"
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Matt Viser and WaPo looking at thumbnails of Tangerine Caligula's signature through out the years.
"It's inconclusive!"
"It's inconclusive!"
Doctors that I trust more than that shriveled raisin RFKjr.
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Doctors that I trust more than that shriveled raisin RFKjr.
He definitely didn't get the ones that make him smarter.
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
He definitely didn't get the ones that make him smarter.
Zinnias for everyone! \o/
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Zinnias for everyone! \o/
I have to go be zen in the garden before I start raging about my shitty American ex and his garbage family.
August 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have to go be zen in the garden before I start raging about my shitty American ex and his garbage family.
Can you imagine looking like a Temu!Glenn Grothman knockoff (and being Grothman is bad enough) and having the audacity to say a *single* word about Canada?
Seriously. I hope you keep getting the economy you all received in '08. This time no one should bail you self fellating dicks out.
Seriously. I hope you keep getting the economy you all received in '08. This time no one should bail you self fellating dicks out.
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can you imagine looking like a Temu!Glenn Grothman knockoff (and being Grothman is bad enough) and having the audacity to say a *single* word about Canada?
Seriously. I hope you keep getting the economy you all received in '08. This time no one should bail you self fellating dicks out.
Seriously. I hope you keep getting the economy you all received in '08. This time no one should bail you self fellating dicks out.
Whenever I think about the Premier of my province, I'm reminded that Mr. Potato Head used a real potato back in the day.
August 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Whenever I think about the Premier of my province, I'm reminded that Mr. Potato Head used a real potato back in the day.