Finding a needle in a haystack is easy with a metal detector

Mrs. Kisses #caturday

Sometimes when I'm unloading the dishwasher it's difficult to determine whether a particular spoon belongs with the small spoons or the large spoons

If I were to want a Klondike bar, I would go to the store and buy one. I wouldn't cluck like a chicken or otherwise engage in any sort of humiliating behavior.

For a pizza pie to be a real "pie" there would need to be crust on top, too. Right? Or no?

I used to call a hashtag a "number sign"

Yesterday was Whensday