“That’s good. I’ve been doing well myself. Have I missed anything important lately?”

“So. Uhh… how are you, Satan?”

“Uhh… never mind.”

“Looking good, Satan.”

❝ 𝙾𝚑, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚂𝚎𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔! ❞

Canon/independent portrayal of Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel