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I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round…
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round…
Welcome my new secretary of education with the under secretary!!
July 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Welcome my new secretary of education with the under secretary!!
Don’t wanna see him again?
Vote for me!
Put my ass in DC !!
Vote for me!
Put my ass in DC !!
July 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don’t wanna see him again?
Vote for me!
Put my ass in DC !!
Vote for me!
Put my ass in DC !!
Welcome to my new cabinet. What you mean, I gotta wait til I get elected to put a cabinet? I don’t think so ! Did you forget I’m president??
July 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Welcome to my new cabinet. What you mean, I gotta wait til I get elected to put a cabinet? I don’t think so ! Did you forget I’m president??
“So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!"
July 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!"
My new campaign motto : Things ain’t great so vote for me in 2028!!!
July 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My new campaign motto : Things ain’t great so vote for me in 2028!!!
I, President Camacho am sick of hearing about Alligator Alcatraz. That’s for punk bitches! I’m going to put everyone in the safest place in the universe!! My Moon Jail!! No more Alligator attacks, or dogs swallowed by Pythons. My motto- Everyone Is Safe In Space with Camacho!!
July 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I, President Camacho am sick of hearing about Alligator Alcatraz. That’s for punk bitches! I’m going to put everyone in the safest place in the universe!! My Moon Jail!! No more Alligator attacks, or dogs swallowed by Pythons. My motto- Everyone Is Safe In Space with Camacho!!
What would me, President President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho say to Ted Cruz, Nancy Pelosi and any other Representative or politicians who voted for the Big Beautiful Bill:
“ Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out and let me take over !!
“ Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out and let me take over !!
July 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What would me, President President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho say to Ted Cruz, Nancy Pelosi and any other Representative or politicians who voted for the Big Beautiful Bill:
“ Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out and let me take over !!
“ Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out and let me take over !!
Am I running for President in 2028? Damn straight! Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING!
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Am I running for President in 2028? Damn straight! Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING!