Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 )
@pretzelkoinu.bsky.social
NSFW, 27, dog, bi, submissive bottom, dumb af, married, any/all pronouns woof?🇦🇺
My husband gets mad when I’m begging for attention but like, he’s the one depriving me of attention? I should be mad at him >:c
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My husband gets mad when I’m begging for attention but like, he’s the one depriving me of attention? I should be mad at him >:c
Weird, reading this while eating phở on my lunch break :o
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Weird, reading this while eating phở on my lunch break :o
This is 30% of my mornings, life is bliss
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is 30% of my mornings, life is bliss
Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette
Idk what the opposite of survival instincts is called, but you definitely have that
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Idk what the opposite of survival instincts is called, but you definitely have that
Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying
Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum
Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have
August 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have
Things I say to my garden before turning the sprinkler on
August 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Things I say to my garden before turning the sprinkler on
How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed.
May 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed.
Okay, name one time you weren’t silly.
April 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Okay, name one time you weren’t silly.
If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility.
April 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility.
Buy me a large boost juice, then laugh at me for not being able to finish it (it’s too much liquid) c:
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Buy me a large boost juice, then laugh at me for not being able to finish it (it’s too much liquid) c:
My overstimulation torture chamber is public transport (the tram).
Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone
Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone
April 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My overstimulation torture chamber is public transport (the tram).
Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone
Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone
I’m forever caged, how can I be hung?
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m forever caged, how can I be hung?
Omg that’s me, I am THE bisexuals
April 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Omg that’s me, I am THE bisexuals
I love Robe, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s licked that lighthouse (that’s not a metaphor btw, I literally licked that lighthouse when I was 8).
March 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love Robe, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s licked that lighthouse (that’s not a metaphor btw, I literally licked that lighthouse when I was 8).
Yooo, this guy out here Wonkin his Willy
January 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Yooo, this guy out here Wonkin his Willy
I'm calling the police
December 12, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I'm calling the police