The Pretzel Man
pretzelfishes.bsky.social
The Pretzel Man
@pretzelfishes.bsky.social
Welcome to my brain
Oh dear god no 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's okay somehow I managed to bag my incredibly ambitious political science major boyfriend by being Abnormal about Dune so the nerd rizz lives on ig
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i want to clarify that this is not my first blood work appointment ever, just the first one where i haven't held someone's hand like a little baby man 😭
March 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it's not not rough, but it's definitely a 10/10. i cried for like an hour after finishing it for the first time.
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My roommate (a CRIMINAL JUSTICE MAJOR BTW) is encouraged to use AI for research and shit while if I even breathe in the direction of my emotional support fancy words I feel like I'm going to get sniped by the history dept's anti-AI assassins.
October 31, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I even ran this last one through like three checkers! And the only one that said it was AI had a sketchy ass "humanize writing" feature that you had to create an account on the website to use.
October 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Which six does he know
September 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM