pretzelcoatl.bsky.social
@pretzelcoatl.bsky.social
As a Minnesota fan, I will say locking in the grant of rights for as long as possible to avoid getting Wazzu'd in the next round of realignment is fairly appealing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Some Arkansas writer was saying a couple weeks ago there was some as blood over Arkansas not recruiting him in the first place and his family wasn't putting money into the next coach over it. Who knows if that was true.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The play action bomb is coming.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Already? I swear Exploding Whale season starts earlier and earlier every year.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And we haven't even gotten the Shaheed deep shot yet.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Minnesota against Iowa ass first quarter.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dude goes to Europe once and starts drinking red wine with every meal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It wasn't much of a headbutt but it was definitely a headbutt.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People are always like "just use candy as run fuel." Man, that ends with me eating 2 lbs of Nerds Gummy Clusters on my couch. I need something so vile I will never be tempted to eat it unless I feel like I'm about to die.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How embarrassing for the game. Better call it and replace both teams with the Mariners and Brewers.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Wild, don't remember ever seeing them pick one up that late.
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Why can PJ's teams never play like they do against Nebraska against any other team?
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Anything where you can just see the eyes is automatically hilarious.
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Looks like that might be too much to ask for.
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why does he look like a background character in a Street Fighter 2 stage?
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm less excited for my college football program to have to look for a coach after one of the deranged ones panic hires our mediocre head coach.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Iowa has run 24 offensive plays and scored 31 points...
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nap until first pitch sounds like a good way to avoid nerves.
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think that Kirk Ferentz might have the juice Penn State needs.
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Now where is the Blue Jays announcer cam?
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM