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pretzalcoatl.bsky.social
🔞pretzalcoatl🔞
@pretzalcoatl.bsky.social
18+ artist | I just like round things dawg | they-any | nb | 24 | comms CLOSED

Language enjoyer, sometimes I worldbuild
ENG-DEU-ESP-GLE OK!!
Gym sessions can feel really good sometimes :)
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i can’t believe I didn’t post this pic of ares giving some insane kirk

#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
freaky goon caption alt for those who fw it
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
gooned out ares w braces

art block is a bitch

#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What. the furt
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Such a spiffy seal…. what could they possibly be plotting….
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
hera doin some freak shit

#splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw
October 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
me being braver than any us marine staring at a pit i cant see the bottom of and jumping in
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
wow the sluttification of stevie is absolutely insane ive been goin a little wild with it huh
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
dress shopping can be challenging for Ishtar
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i blacked out and a picture of my sona all tied up appeared on my screen when i came to wtf i think a ghost is drawing shit on my ipad
October 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ares participating in locktober shenanigans
Cageless version under the cut
#splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw #locktober
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In this household we respect massive English teacher type hips

So Ishtar was obviously a good fit
#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw
September 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
No overlay
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
we do a little bit of drawing sonas with selfie references it’s called I’m allowed to be a slut as long as it’s artistic
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
dio got into baking after figuring out the office life wasn't for him

he quit like any slut would
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
im cheating slightly with that old art cause its after wave 1 of covid, so like early ‘21 since ‘20 was a severe art drought for me

this bitch got pointy !!!!
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
art block a bitch
anyways ares with an inflatable plug :)
August 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This was about me not a concept for a character it’s just me
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
bsky.app/profile/xeal...
thanks for streaming foodfight! while I was working on this xeal :) very neat very cool *sticks my thumb in your eye* :) thanks bud
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My Lancer pilot, Kass, taking a quick break as he waits for his mech to cool off between fights

I should draw more of him
July 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
brush experimentation feat: hera

#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw
July 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Quick doodle of ares throwin it back for onlyfins

#splatoonnsfw #splatnsfw
July 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
how it feels asking artists for updates about commissions
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM