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prettysailorr.bsky.social
Dani 💫
@prettysailorr.bsky.social
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editor and writer to pay my cats' bills; fanfiction author just for the fun of it

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I can't tell if he never recovered from being shoved into a locker or needed to be shoved into lockers more...
Screenshot of a tweet from conservative pissbaby Will Chamberlain on August 11, 2025, that reads without an ounce of irony: "I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down."
August 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
The choices for voice actors are baffling but it's still cinema idk
A promotional image for the DreamWorks animated film "Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas"
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Update on Dorothy, Dot, Dottie, Dippin' Dot: she is too baby for vaccines, they aren't sure she's even 6wo yet 😭; she no longer has fleas; she has ear mites and other ear gunk, which we have drops for; and she's now a whopping 1.6 lbs and settling in well (though still isolated to the bathroom)
impossibly tiny gray/black tabby kitten with white chest, white socks, and white markings around the eyes and mouth fits and sits on top of a standard-size, flat-topped tub faucet Same kitten ferociously attacks a toy on the end of fishing pole; the toy is three plush sushi rolls with ribbons on the bottom one. Same kitten sits on the green felt base of a scratching post that is shaped like a daisy, hiding in the shadow of the flower that opens to a bed on top of the sisal "stem."
June 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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🔥🔥🔥 this is fine 🔥🔥🔥
Screenshot of a weather widget on a phone screen showing full sun and 83°F at 9:26 am
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
the mortifying ordeal of being known is not so bad today
A bouquet of peonies, a box full of pizza delivery garlic sauce tubs, a large bag of Albanese Sour Poppers, a book on Celtic folklore called "Celtic Tales" and volume one of "Lore Olympus" sit on a black granite countertop.
June 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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it my birthday
A white-frosted cake with berries and white chocolate shards on top; a rectangle of dark chocolate nestled amongst them has "Happy Birthday Dani!" written on it in white chocolate.
June 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A play in four acts! A family friend found an ~6wo kitten in her store; she had been there at least 3 days based on when the store was last open. After a quick trip to the vet, a flea treatment, a dish soap bath, and a prospective home change of heart, she's settling in here.

Welcome, Dorothy "Dot"
a very small very nervous black and white kitten with uneven white socks and white markings around her eyes and mouth peers around a corner from a distance Same kitten looking slightly less nervous in the back of a plastic and metal carrier; the photo is taken through the front bars of the carrier A damp and disgruntled kitten wrapped in a gray towel being dried off Kitten looking extra small nestled in the back of a fluffy gray donut bed that's normal size but huge for her; she looks alert and a little wary but very cozy
June 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
It's 90 degrees outside BUT ALAS
A collection of sore throat remedies: a mug with a ridiculous and delightful artist's rendering of a rotund white cat holding a goldfish in its mouth with a pot of pink flowers in the background, fancy organic manuka honey and ginger lozenges, and old reliable Vicks vapocool severe lozenges.
June 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
It's called fashion, sweaty 💅
A knee liberally taped up with hot pink KT tape
May 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I will be wearing this **choice** of a polo tonight SO IF YOU SEE ME SAY HI 👋💖
A close-up of a polo shirt made of a Sailor Moon fabric that shows Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and Mini Moon on a blue background with crescent moons, bubbles, and a navy blue cityscape scattered around.
April 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
the game is officially afoot
Hotel art consisting of the black silhouette of a cityscape arranged in concentric circles like the cross-section of a tree.
April 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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it's called fashion sweaty
The back of a man wearing blue jeans and what can only be a custom polo shirt with an aqua background and a pattern of bright green tropical foliage, purple hibiscus flowers, and pictures of presumably his dog (a tan-colored mid-size mix of some sort, the standard "someone says dog and your brain makes this" dog).
April 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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we ride
Three adhesive badge ribbons lined up in a row on green fabric; each ribbon has "The Final Con-undrum" printed in white over an ombre background that transitions through colors of the rainbow.
April 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Oh they are BOTHERED bothered
A screenshot of a list of articles from the past few hours related to Senator Cory Booker. Articles from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Los Angeles Times, and USA Today all focus on the length and content of his speech; a lone article from Fox stands out with the desperate, grasping headline: "Man listed as Cory Booker staffer arrested for allegedly carrying pistol without license at Capitol"
April 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
prettysailorr.bsky.social
R O U M D
A robin sits on a grassy tree lawn scattered with twigs and dead leaves. The robin is unusually round, its red belly stretched as if it has swallowed a tennis ball. An absolute unit of a borb.
March 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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ready 2 write
A wooden desk with a collection of food and beverages on top. In the front is a jelly Bismark donut on a white plate; it has white icing and is cut in half to reveal a red filling. Behind the plate are two cups: one is a small white ceramic coffee mug that says "Good Morning Asshole" in blue script with a drawing of a bird perched on the "M"; the other is a boxed, Kirkland-brand coconut water. Behind the drinks there is a candle burning in an iridescent green holder.
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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post a picture of you thats not actually a picture of you
An older man in a black sweater and gray pants sits in front of a table set with a pink child's tea set. He is dressed up for a tea party, wearing white clip-on earrings and a collection of multicolored beaded necklaces. The image captures him mid sentence and gesticulating with his hands.
March 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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First time firing up the pizza oven my husband relentlessly researched and pined over for months before ordering. I just think she's cute 🍕❤️
A small stainless steel pizza oven sits on a white plastic folding table set up on a snowy deck. The wooden coals inside are glowing bright red, and a thermometer on the front reads 705°.
March 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Please enjoy this ridiculous thing I made from a video my sister sent of her dog
February 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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It's been snowing since Friday, more or less, so it's chicken pot pie time! Should've let it cool a little longer, but we couldn't wait... Added some Parmesan cheese to the crust AND LORDY 😋 🍽️
A top-down view of a perfectly golden chicken pot pie flecked with flake salt in a cast iron pie dish A slice of the chicken pot pie in a wide bowl with a blue floral design; carrots, peas, and chunks of chicken in a light-brown gravy spill out from the point of the slice.
January 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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"What if we put trellises on the ceiling?" I said, and my sweet husband sighed heavily - and then actualized it 💖🌿
A small off-white room with a wide window on the far wall. Above the window is a black metal bar; two plants with medium-length pink vines and a small trailing succulent are in macrame holders hanging from it. On the two walls at right angles to the window are plant shelves with a variety of potted plants on them - mostly Pilea plants and succulents. On the ceiling in front of the window, a homemade trellis is mounted and two different types of Pothos are woven across it Another trellis just like the one from the previous image is mounted to the ceiling on the other side of the same room; this one is covered more sparsely with a Silver Cloud Scindapsus vine in a rainbow macrame holder hanging from the ceiling. A warm-toned wooden baker's cabinet sits against the back wall with a brightly colored collection of cookbooks on top.
January 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Like look at this creature?? He has the capacity to be a murder machine but absolutely none of the interest.
A tabby cat rests on the back of a green chair atop a Christmassy throw blanket. His tail is curled around his body and his one front leg is crooked under him. His eyes are closed but his head is still lifted, as if caught just moments from sleep.
January 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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So my dad had his workplace professionally decorated and they offered to do the house for just the cost of labor, so he said yes because they had kept it pretty chill at the office AND, READER....!
The front of a wood-sided two-story house. It's dark, but the aggressive amount of Christmas lights illuminate the scene: white lights drape like garland on a fence, bushes along the front are carpeted in red and green lights, white icicle lights hang on the covered porch, and a large tree near the road is wrapped with green lights up the trunk and along several branches.
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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I think about this every time I see one of those commercials
First image shows the 2D animated Nala from Disney's original The Lion King clearly looking concerned in a night scene. Second image (for comparison) shows the CGI Nala from the recent remake looking dead-eyed and expressionless at Simba during the daytime. Third image is a repost of a tag written by Tumblr user imaheroitsayssoonmybracelet that's says "can you feel nothing in particular this afternoon"
December 21, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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OBSESSED with these solar system earrings I got as a Christmas gift to me 🌌
www.etsy.com/listing/1564...
Twisted copper wire spirals out from a golden sun charm; along the spiral is a crystal or stone symbolizing each of the planets (including Pluto, forever in our hearts)
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM