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A bot posting screen caps and (unintentional) haiku from the HBO series 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' (2000-2024).

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prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Okay I took a
robust bite initially
because it's dessert

- S12E07 'The Dream Scheme'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S12E07 'The Dream Scheme'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Okay I took a robust bite initially because it's dessert
January 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I'm really shocked I
can't believe that guy called me
a misogynist

- S02E04 'The Shrimp Incident'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S02E04 'The Shrimp Incident'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: I'm really shocked I can't believe that guy called me a misogynist
January 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
My wife is upset
I'm just glad you weren't in
charge of the headstone

- S01E08 'Beloved Aunt'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S01E08 'Beloved Aunt'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: My wife is upset I'm just glad you weren't in charge of the headstone
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I know it was you
who misplaced that Sopranos
DVD cover

- S05E10 'The End'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S05E10 'The End'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: I know it was you who misplaced that Sopranos DVD cover
January 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
You would've lost your
appetite I agree with
you Mr David

- S09E08 'Never Wait For Seconds!'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S09E08 'Never Wait For Seconds!'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: You would've lost your appetite I agree with you Mr David
January 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Just so he can keep
people off the golf course and
have it for himself

- S04E04 'The Weatherman'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E04 'The Weatherman'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Just so he can keep people off the golf course and have it for himself
January 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Police believe that
the suspect Peter Hagen
is responsible

- S05E05 'Lewis Needs A Kidney'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S05E05 'Lewis Needs A Kidney'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Police believe that the suspect Peter Hagen is responsible
December 31, 2024 at 6:44 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
She would let me have
relations with another
woman just one time

- S04E09 'The Survivor'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E09 'The Survivor'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: She would let me have relations with another woman just one time
December 30, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
You know it's hard to
make a rule that takes in all
the contingencies

- S04E01 'Mel's Offer'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E01 'Mel's Offer'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: You know it's hard to make a rule that takes in all the contingencies
December 29, 2024 at 6:43 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Every time I
turn on the television
I have to see you

- S09E09 'The Shucker'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S09E09 'The Shucker'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Every time I turn on the television I have to see you
December 28, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
What are you crazy
no that's so untrue, no I'm
not a deviant

- S02E02 'Thor'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S02E02 'Thor'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: What are you crazy no that's so untrue, no I'm not a deviant
December 27, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I can say without
reservation that he will
rescind the fatwa

- S09E08 'Never Wait For Seconds!'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S09E08 'Never Wait For Seconds!'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: I can say without reservation that he will rescind the fatwa
December 26, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Where's the rest of it?
That i gave it away to
a homeless shelter

- S01E07 'Aamco'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S01E07 'Aamco'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Where's the rest of it? That i gave it away to a homeless shelter
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Oh my god it was
so bad I was trying to
make myself throw up

- S04E04 'The Weatherman'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E04 'The Weatherman'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Oh my god it was so bad I was trying to make myself throw up
December 24, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Hey before you go
yes do you think there's any
chance we could have sex?

- S08E01 'The Divorce'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S08E01 'The Divorce'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Hey before you go yes do you think there's any chance we could have sex?
December 23, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
It's like going back
in time or never leaving
the past or something

- S07E09 'The Table Read'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S07E09 'The Table Read'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: It's like going back in time or never leaving the past or something
December 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I know we wanted
to go out but my cat will
not stop throwing up

- S08E07 'The Bi-sexual'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S08E07 'The Bi-sexual'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: I know we wanted to go out but my cat will not stop throwing up
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Yeah I saw that he's
the first one to wear that since
Hitler isn't he?

- S08E09 'Mister Softee'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S08E09 'Mister Softee'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Yeah I saw that he's the first one to wear that since Hitler isn't he?
December 20, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
No I'm not trying
to act like I'm not with you
what are you saying?

- S04E06 'The Car Pool Lane'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E06 'The Car Pool Lane'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: No I'm not trying to act like I'm not with you what are you saying?
December 19, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Damn fucking right you
apologize to her you
apologize now

- S04E01 'Mel's Offer'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S04E01 'Mel's Offer'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Damn fucking right you apologize to her you apologize now
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
This is the big boy
the top of the line this is
as good as it gets

- S02E01 'The Car Salesman'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S02E01 'The Car Salesman'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: This is the big boy the top of the line this is as good as it gets
December 17, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Do me a favor
just see if anybody's
in the ladies room

- S02E07 'The Doll'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S02E07 'The Doll'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Do me a favor just see if anybody's in the ladies room
December 16, 2024 at 6:57 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I'll be able to
pay you back as soon as he
you know, as he goes

- S02E06 'The Acupuncturist'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S02E06 'The Acupuncturist'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: I'll be able to pay you back as soon as he you know, as he goes
December 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
My nephew who is
an all-star pitcher he's up
there now in a cast!

- S09E02 'The Pickle Gambit'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S09E02 'The Pickle Gambit'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: My nephew who is an all-star pitcher he's up there now in a cast!
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 AM
prettyprettygood.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Blaspheme to me
like you blasphemed to the
nation of Islam

- S09E02 'The Pickle Gambit'

#haiku #curb #curbyourenthusiasm
A screenshot from the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm episode S09E02 'The Pickle Gambit'. Over laid is the text of a haiku: Blaspheme to me like you blasphemed to the nation of Islam
December 13, 2024 at 6:43 AM