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31 | chaotic neutral, heavy emphasis on the chaos | small business owner | advocate
This just in: “wrinkles” is out, “expression lines” is in. Can’t have people feeling bad about aging as they inevitably age like everyone else
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This just in: “wrinkles” is out, “expression lines” is in. Can’t have people feeling bad about aging as they inevitably age like everyone else
I don’t understand why more chihuahuas aren’t emotional support animals, mine is fucking flawless at it
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I don’t understand why more chihuahuas aren’t emotional support animals, mine is fucking flawless at it
Officially the worst day for my knee so far for cold weather and it’s not even December yet 😅 has anyone seen any spare cartilage laying around??? I could sure use some.
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Officially the worst day for my knee so far for cold weather and it’s not even December yet 😅 has anyone seen any spare cartilage laying around??? I could sure use some.
The ONLY time I’m okay with a sudden voice speaking out in the pitch black darkness of night when I’m arriving home alone late at night is when it’s my neighbor saying “get out your phone and look up! The northern lights are visible!” She showed me how to get the best view 🖤
October 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
The ONLY time I’m okay with a sudden voice speaking out in the pitch black darkness of night when I’m arriving home alone late at night is when it’s my neighbor saying “get out your phone and look up! The northern lights are visible!” She showed me how to get the best view 🖤
Just learned about Tongue Out Tuesday so I wanted everyone to know that, for Hades, every day is Tongue Out Tuesday 😂
Info: He is 4 years old, 3.74lbs, has all of his teeth (tho some are puppy teef that never loosened, we’re working on it!), and is perfectly young and healthy. Just really dumb.
Info: He is 4 years old, 3.74lbs, has all of his teeth (tho some are puppy teef that never loosened, we’re working on it!), and is perfectly young and healthy. Just really dumb.
September 10, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Just learned about Tongue Out Tuesday so I wanted everyone to know that, for Hades, every day is Tongue Out Tuesday 😂
Info: He is 4 years old, 3.74lbs, has all of his teeth (tho some are puppy teef that never loosened, we’re working on it!), and is perfectly young and healthy. Just really dumb.
Info: He is 4 years old, 3.74lbs, has all of his teeth (tho some are puppy teef that never loosened, we’re working on it!), and is perfectly young and healthy. Just really dumb.
Next time I’m asked to rate my baseline anxiety on a scale of 1-10, I’m just gonna show the evaluator this screenshot from my most recently placed doordash order
August 23, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Next time I’m asked to rate my baseline anxiety on a scale of 1-10, I’m just gonna show the evaluator this screenshot from my most recently placed doordash order
Also, wearing hearing protection in public is such a social experience in its own right because whenever I see someone else wearing them, we like bro nod at each other before we pass
August 5, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Also, wearing hearing protection in public is such a social experience in its own right because whenever I see someone else wearing them, we like bro nod at each other before we pass
Fucking screaming
July 4, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Fucking screaming
I really don’t want you guys to judge me for this but neopets emailed me from my old account from like 17 years ago and I created a new account to start playing again
July 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I really don’t want you guys to judge me for this but neopets emailed me from my old account from like 17 years ago and I created a new account to start playing again
Never again will I take an authentic photo of myself, I’ll simply ask my smartphone to generate them for me
June 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Never again will I take an authentic photo of myself, I’ll simply ask my smartphone to generate them for me
I mean seriously
June 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I mean seriously
My profile photos are just AI renderings from now on because the computers got me lookin on POINT in every way
June 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
My profile photos are just AI renderings from now on because the computers got me lookin on POINT in every way
Still baffled as to how I not only essentially walked away from this (rolled out on a stretcher but still alive) but walked away with almost ZERO lasting injuries or trauma. My lower back has been affected and I still hear the sounds of the crash at night, but otherwise, I came out completely fine
June 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Still baffled as to how I not only essentially walked away from this (rolled out on a stretcher but still alive) but walked away with almost ZERO lasting injuries or trauma. My lower back has been affected and I still hear the sounds of the crash at night, but otherwise, I came out completely fine
After well over a decade of being down with the clown, I finally have my first ever ICP t-shirt 🤩 didn’t even have to buy it, which is even better
June 27, 2024 at 9:02 AM
After well over a decade of being down with the clown, I finally have my first ever ICP t-shirt 🤩 didn’t even have to buy it, which is even better
When you’re single, so you don’t have a boyfriend to have dreams about where he cheats on your or breaks up with you…
March 19, 2024 at 12:14 PM
When you’re single, so you don’t have a boyfriend to have dreams about where he cheats on your or breaks up with you…
Look how sweet little baby haydja is 😍
February 19, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Look how sweet little baby haydja is 😍
My double dash is scheduled to arrive at the same time and I happen to have one $5 bill so my plan is to make the two dashers fight to the death and give the winner the extra tip
February 18, 2024 at 8:02 PM
My double dash is scheduled to arrive at the same time and I happen to have one $5 bill so my plan is to make the two dashers fight to the death and give the winner the extra tip
I just want to announce to everyone that I really enjoy instagram and have since it first came out and if you also really enjoy instagram and are old enough to remember when it first came out then you should follow me on there! I post nonsense and insightful shit simultaneously 🙃
February 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I just want to announce to everyone that I really enjoy instagram and have since it first came out and if you also really enjoy instagram and are old enough to remember when it first came out then you should follow me on there! I post nonsense and insightful shit simultaneously 🙃
I am now officially a CERTIFIED Peer Support Specialist for adults with mental health and substance use disorders. Catch me in the psych ward on repeat, but this time as an employee
February 8, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I am now officially a CERTIFIED Peer Support Specialist for adults with mental health and substance use disorders. Catch me in the psych ward on repeat, but this time as an employee
Fuck a gender identity or astrological sign, I wanna know which one of THESE you most identify with
February 3, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Fuck a gender identity or astrological sign, I wanna know which one of THESE you most identify with