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prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
@prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
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🚧🔞🚧 this is where i drop all my weird shit 👍👍👍👍👍 which won’t always be sexually explicit but will always be kinky or kink adjacent. in the same neighborhood as kink. like a bike ride away at most
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prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
wish this place had polls so i could post shit like Pick a material to turn stede's adorable rectangular body into [slime] [plushie] [pool toy] [latex] [porcelain]
April 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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fortunefavorstums.bsky.social
He's so gd proud of himself (and he absolutely should be)😍 Art to accompany The Philadelphia Chicken Man: archiveofourown.org/works/54629962
#ofmd
A digital portrait of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Deaty. He is lounging in a tight purple t-shirt and his full belly is sticking out on his lap.
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
i love writing niche kink porn at 1 in the morning i feel like a mary oliver poem
March 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
if the fandom is on the precipice of some kind of belly renaissance i gotta get back here more
March 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
filling him with various holiday dishes and beverages, in a pervert way
December 25, 2024 at 9:51 PM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
water bloat not enough i need to make him piss himself
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 PM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
A purple digital drawing of Ed from OFMD from the side with a round, soft belly hanging out from his tank top, which is pushed up in the front. His face is obscured by his raised arm; he’s reaching behind to pull his hair into his usual half-up style.
December 4, 2024 at 1:35 AM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
couldnt decide. heres both
A digitally drawn pink-colored pinup of Ed from OFMD against a blue background. He is lying on his side with his face pillowed coquettishly in his crossed arms and a belly like he swallowed a god damn watermelon. It’s got some softness to it that suggests a surface layer of fat, but under that, it’s plump and firm in a way that suggests a stomach filled to its limit with food and/or water. Or at least that’s what the artist was going for. The same image as described previously, but with a slightly darker pink used for Ed. The lighting is a little more pronounced.
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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crimson-phantom.bsky.social
Just Stede lounging about on a hot day. It's totally not Ed's pov where he realizes Stede infact wears nothing under these nightshirts. 👀😏 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
November 23, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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rowdyem.bsky.social
some fun and silly love making to help get through the day #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
three digital drawings of ed and stede fucking. one of ed pressed and held against a wall by stede. he’s covering his mouth and has his legs outstretched. “slap slap slap” is written next to stede to emphasize him fucking into ed. another of stede laying on his back with a leg outstretched. ed is straddling the leg and fucking the stocking on stede’s leg. there’s hearts surrounding him. there’s a speech bubble next to both drawings of stede saying “fuuuuuck, ed!” the last drawing is of ed on his back, leg up in the air and pulling stede on top of him with a speech bubble that’s says “c’mere, babe”
November 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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penemuesquill.bsky.social
Kept in suspense...

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#ofmdnsfw #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #bondageart #EdwardTeach #Blackbeard

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...pation.
Edward Teach, Aka Blackbeard, from Our Flag Means Death suspended upside down in intricate ropework - He's naked, but the knots keep him mostly modest.
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 PM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
to be clear this is the kind of thing i will be using this account for
Digital drawing of Ed from OFMD reclining exhausted after eating an unbelievable amount of Chinese takeout. His belly is visibly distended, specially highlighted, and a little larger than would be realistic, because this is, uh. It’s belly kink art
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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kuuttamo.bsky.social
You know the sudden urge to draw something extremely filthy?
Well, it hit me

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Pencil sketch of a close cropped scene of Ed swallowing someone's dick. Scars on lower belly indicate the someone is probably Stede. Ed's eyes are closed and he looks very concentrated in getting Stede as deep as he can. There is saliva dripping down the shaft. Stede has gathered Ed's hair in his hand on the back of Ed's head.
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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stedesmoth.bsky.social
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A perfect fit #ofmdnsfw
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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stedesmoth.bsky.social
they deserve to be happy 💛 #ofmdnsfw
November 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
i need to fill that mans stomach with chocolate pudding
November 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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cecillusive.bsky.social
nsfw piece from the A to Z of Ed Teach zine, F for Floating
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
November 9, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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kuuttamo.bsky.social
I later learned this position is actually called Pirates Bounty
🏴‍☠️
Found the NSFW filter and all. Feels a bit radical to mark this as "Porn", but I guess that's what it is 😅
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
November 10, 2024 at 9:46 AM
prettydeeplyimpure.bsky.social
hey there. ed teach hair down smudged makeup tipsy outside the club (closed half hour ago) (streets empty) in hot pink bodycon minidress & stilettos at 3am sticking hand up his skirt so he can pull his panties aside &squat down & piss in the alley. bye
November 10, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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stedesmoth.bsky.social
(CW for strong sexual content)

lipstick stains 💋 #ofmdnsfw
November 7, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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stedesmoth.bsky.social
(CW for strong sexual content)

a mutual feeling #ofmdnsfw
November 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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honeybeesboy.bsky.social
power bottom stede, riding ed's cock into oblivion, making his cute little tits bounce. ed's wishing he could reach up and grab them but stede's got his wrists bound to the headboard xoxo

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November 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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illidarilemonade.bsky.social
old ofmd piece I really love (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈) just some fine time between two pals #ofmd
Close up of a pair of hands pulling the back of Edward "Blackbeard" Teach (from "Our Flag Means Death")'s head towards one's crotch.
November 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
good evening to this pretty man
October 15, 2023 at 4:27 PM