Pretty Bubble
@prettybubble.bsky.social
Little blue pill Deep in the Heart of Texas. Inclusion friendly, unless you're a scammer. No DMs. No QAnon Shaman or inbred cousins. Critical thinking is a plus.
My friend's grown children have a "taco bar" and everyone can select their own toppings.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My friend's grown children have a "taco bar" and everyone can select their own toppings.
When evangelical preachers or kristi gnome come on TV, I'm grateful for the MUTE button.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When evangelical preachers or kristi gnome come on TV, I'm grateful for the MUTE button.
Misheard lyrics: When the song "Spider John" (Willis Alan Ramsey) came out, I thought they were singing about spirogyra!
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Misheard lyrics: When the song "Spider John" (Willis Alan Ramsey) came out, I thought they were singing about spirogyra!
Buy two pizzas, get a free cat warmer! (Yes, my pizza is still inside the box)
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Buy two pizzas, get a free cat warmer! (Yes, my pizza is still inside the box)
My maiden name is Fyffe. We used to get prank calls all the time. "Is Barney there? Hahahahaha!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My maiden name is Fyffe. We used to get prank calls all the time. "Is Barney there? Hahahahaha!"
"No cheeses for the meeces"
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"No cheeses for the meeces"
He's speaking at the McDonald's franchise owners association? Again, the meme has written itself.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He's speaking at the McDonald's franchise owners association? Again, the meme has written itself.
Somebody still needs to explain to me why a professor of history cannot hit on a nursing student on public transportation? How are people supposed to meet anyway? What if it was a laundromat? The produce section? What if he was Indiana Jones???
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Somebody still needs to explain to me why a professor of history cannot hit on a nursing student on public transportation? How are people supposed to meet anyway? What if it was a laundromat? The produce section? What if he was Indiana Jones???
"Your body, my choice" guy??? HELL NO MARGE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Your body, my choice" guy??? HELL NO MARGE!!!
Maybe it's easier for her to "fall out" of a penthouse window if she's not in a single-story lockup?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Maybe it's easier for her to "fall out" of a penthouse window if she's not in a single-story lockup?
Why do they keep trying to kill their own constituents??? Why Why why???
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why do they keep trying to kill their own constituents??? Why Why why???
I literally peed my pants while waiting...had to tie my sweater around my waist.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I literally peed my pants while waiting...had to tie my sweater around my waist.
I thought the same thing!
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I thought the same thing!
I feel kinda bad for her. She's already a freaking nervous wreck.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I feel kinda bad for her. She's already a freaking nervous wreck.
My Q Anon friend believed rump was secretly single-handedly breaking up an international child sex trafficking ring. She also believed he was going to reunite north and south Korea, so ... I will not be checking on her ! I'm sure it all has been rationalized somehow.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My Q Anon friend believed rump was secretly single-handedly breaking up an international child sex trafficking ring. She also believed he was going to reunite north and south Korea, so ... I will not be checking on her ! I'm sure it all has been rationalized somehow.
His tag line: "Let's Roll!" (I'm not making that up!)
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
His tag line: "Let's Roll!" (I'm not making that up!)
Beware of falling iguanas!
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Beware of falling iguanas!
Local news (Austin) said this morning that both Abbott and Newsom have BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS planned for tomorrow. Antici....pation! If Abbott runs, AND LOSES, we could get him out of our hair. I'm just afraid fugly futherducking Dan Patrick would take his place.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Local news (Austin) said this morning that both Abbott and Newsom have BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS planned for tomorrow. Antici....pation! If Abbott runs, AND LOSES, we could get him out of our hair. I'm just afraid fugly futherducking Dan Patrick would take his place.
Movie "The Big Chill" funeral song: "You can't always get what you want, " - Rolling Stones. CLASSIC !!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Movie "The Big Chill" funeral song: "You can't always get what you want, " - Rolling Stones. CLASSIC !!!
That's hilarious 😂
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That's hilarious 😂
The Texas constitution has 530 amendments. For real. 'Nough said.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Texas constitution has 530 amendments. For real. 'Nough said.