Pretty David
pretty-david.bsky.social
Pretty David
@pretty-david.bsky.social
I am the clumsy and overzealous captain of the dodgeball team.
They either aren't trying to hide it or are so hideously bad at it they think they are? It's open corruption. As open as it gets. They may as well keep a list of this stuff on an a .gov website since they seem so proud of it. Call it "Totally Legal Stuff You Idiots Probably Didn't Notice".

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December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We are sorry #Venezuela. We are sick to our cores over what's being done in our names. We are sorry #Canada. We are sorry #Ukraine. We are sorry #Greenland & #Denmark. We are sorry & we know we are guilty.

You do not deserve this.

#NoNewWars #ImpeachConvictRemove
#RespectSovereignNations
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm sorry but I could watch black folk whip the shit out of evil whites all the live long day. Play that shit 24 hours on MTV.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Shocking how many 19-ish college girls are being interpreted as criminals by these untrained, unknown, illegally empowered men. Weird.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Let the bodies hit the floor.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Obammer is a bastard man. Y him no love Trump? Is stupid. Love Trump Chocolate President. Bigly. B8rth certificate ploz.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They never learn. It's always them. Always.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Any minute now the judicial will start counting to three and ICE does NOT want to find out what happens when they get to three.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There's no place like home.
👠👠

There's no place like home.
👠👠

Fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It'll work, too. Except on cartels and leaders who will see through it but take advantage of the tensions anyway. These are gun runners, human traffickers and drug operations. They'll thrive in the chaos. And profit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM