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The Prettiest Kitty🔞
@prettiestkitty.bsky.social
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Mrrrow~ I am your online neighborhood catgirl. :3
Call me Jade. Or Kitten if you're flirting ;3 27 years old she/her 🔞no minors allowed pfp by @zerogutzz.art
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Hell yeah, I'm gonna be intrepid as hell this year!
A turquoise gradient background with the Merriam-Webster logo in the top left. "Your 2026 Word" in white letters with an underline at the top center. The word "intrepid" sits in the middle of the screen in black text. I'm ready to be intrepid this year. I've got big plans for my life this year and intrepid is the perfect word for how I'm going to be this year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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@mewgle.bsky.social's North! A lot of Mewgle's characters are gonna be on this list.
I adore this little raccoon! He ticks so many of my boxes! She's got pretty hair, DTF, gender fuckery, she's got a pretty dick. I'd fuck the shit out of him! And have him do the same to me. I think this is another one of those where I can't tell if I want to fuck her or be her. Mewgle draws the most suckable cocks, I swear!
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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18. Man she's so pretty. They popped off with this redesign.
I'd fuck the living shit out of this woman and make sure she can't walk straight for a few days. And of course I'd give her all the hugs and kisses and massages to make her feel loved afterwards. I'm realizing lately that I may have a little more dom in me than I thought. I thought I was a straight up submissive, but no, I'd like to do some topping sometime.
March 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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17. OH MY GOD MY LITERAL FIRST WAIFU EVER! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET?!
I feel so stupid forgetting her. She was my first nut dude. I freaked the fuck out because I had never nut before and I didn't know what an orgasm was at 11 years old. I was in bed at night when I should've been asleep, just moaning this woman's name while I was stroking. I don't even think I had seen more than like a few vaginas in my life at that point. And I remember feeling this tension and it felt really good, but I freaked out when I jizzed because I thought it was blood LMAO!!! I RAN to the sink in my bathroom that was luckily connected to my bedroom and just ran the water until I realized it was white. I was still scared for a bit until I learned that was normal. Now I love jizz. Anyways, Yoruichi is my first nut, my first time when I didn't know any better and she will always have a special place in my heart. It's interesting how much I took from her to make my fursona.
March 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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16. We got a...number one victory royale, yeah fortnite we bout to get down. Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out Tomato Town
Anyway, I don't know anything about Fortnite or this Meow Skulls lore wise, if there is any lore. But that being said, I'd fuck the shit out of her. She's high key more realistic transition goals. We both wear beanies and dark clothes.
March 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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OKAY GUYS HEAR ME OUT
Literally my favorite Ena iteration so far. Love his color scheme, love his voices. Let me list some of our similarities. One, we freak out and get angry about minute things. Two, we're both gay. Three...I forgot what I was going to say. And with that, I'm sure how you can understand that Dream BBQ Ena and I need to get married.
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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okay guys hear me out
I wanna fuck the Picasso woman guys. He's so cute and silly. And I just wanna make her feel better by giving her a big ol hug when he's upset. I headcanon Ena goes by he/she pronouns btw! Bigender queen energy for real! I'm a great cuddler and she needs some cuddles.
March 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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What?
January 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I'm fuckin' the dog Ted!
Or is she fucking me tho? She likes pegging so... Btw, obviously when I say this I'm talking about Buff, the character, not the actual person behind the model. I don't know anything about the streamer and I don't care, I just wanna fuck that werewolf character. I love tomboys that work out. I think Vtubing is like super interesting because it's basically digital puppeteering. It's quite a unique thing. God I love women.
January 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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I love this bratty bitch. I remember all those old Link X Midna tribute videos from back in the day. They used to make me cringe, but now I love it. 2006-2011 were good times. There was a part of me that was like "I wish I was Link." Funny how both me and Link are trans. Makes you think.
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me I still feel your touch in my dreams Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why Without you, it's hard to survive 'Cause every time we touch I get this feeling And every time we kiss I swear I could fly Can't you feel my heart beat fast I want this to last Need you by my side 'Cause every time we touch I feel this static And every time we kiss I reach for the sky Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go Want you in my life Your arms are my castle Your heart is my sky They wipe away tears that I cry The good and the bad times We've been through them all You make me rise when I fall 'Cause every time we touch I get this feeling And every time we kiss I swear I can fly Can't you feel my heart beat fast I want this to last Need you by my side 'Cause every time we touch I feel this static And every time we kiss I reach for the sky Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go Want you in my life 'Cause every time we touch I get this feeling And every time we kiss I swear I could fly Can't you feel my heart beat fast I want this to last Need you by my side
January 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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It's giving...
Which is a compliment btw✨
January 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I haven't watched this show yet (I am the best procrastinator you have ever met, you've never seen someone procrastinate harder than me)
But God damn is this lady fine as fuck. All it takes is the eyeshadow and the sweater for me.
She looks like a sweet girl who is in a position she doesn't wanna be in, and I can empathize with that. Literally down to the letter. I feel like we would click perfectly, or we wouldn't click at all! I just love looking at her man! I think if I just caught her on a good day we would click. Hollie definitely doesn't feel like a pillow princess, I think she'd be pretty dominant in bed. And I need that. I love a woman who knows what she wants. The first time I'd lift up that sweater to see her titties would be magical dude!
January 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Speaking of Toriel from earlier, uh yeah. It's weird that I have a crush on her now but I kinda do.
Ya know, there is Mommy-coded, and then there is Mother-coded. Somehow she is both at the same time and it really is interesting. Cuz when I think mother-coded, I think, "Mother who I wouldn't want to fuck." Like Jimmy's mom from Jimmy Neutron. Meanwhile Toriel is so idk, she feels Mommy to me now, she used to be Mother but now she's Mommy. I guess cuz I'm getting older and so my taste in women is changing slightly to include older women. REAL LIFE, THE OLDEST I WOULD DATE IS 30! LIKE I SAID IN ONE OF THE OTHER ALT TEXTS! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOTHER! Idk I just like to play pretend with older women in my mind. IRL that's kinda weird for me.
January 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Would.
Not much of a story she's just really cute and I would fuck her.
January 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Oh no! I hope no evil manipulative women take advantage of my mental health and make me form an unhealthy attachment to them!
👁️👄👁️ That would just be horrid!😘 I'm just vulnerable and adorable and you can...
...feed me estrogen pills and make me her good little girl! Oh no how fucking terrible would that be!? Oh the humanity! Won't someone think of poor old me getting 💜💜💜💜💜manipulated💜💜by an older woman and she makes me call her Mommy and I'm forced to watch my body change and depend on her through my second puberty as my emotions fluctuate and become unstable! And she plays with my developing breasts and teases me for having a cute little dick and brushes my growing hair calling me her baby girl and that no is allowed to hurt me except her. And when I get uppity or question her authority she pulls out a knife and she pins me down on the ground and holds it extremely close to my face, maybe even the slightest poke without piercing the skin. Just as a reminder of who I belong to. And if I really piss her off she'll carve her name into my flesh. Just as a reminder of who I belong to. Btw I just wanna mention that I do not want to have sex with my mother. That's weird. I just want a new mother figure in my life that is protective, sweet, a little crazy, a little obsessed, a little horny, ya know? Just normal things that people think about. I just wanted to say that because I don't want to be vague about it and let people interpret that's what I want, because ew, no. And also, just like the fictional crushes I have, most of the fantasies I have are purely fictional and I wouldn't want to act them out in real life. It's just pretend. But I meant every word I said in the Stocking Anarchy one. Also like I'm fine mentally, I'm not in a great place but I'm still stable. I will get out of this. I still would like to talk to more people tho. If you're reading this right now, dm me and say hi or something. Let's talk about music we like or how good Soul Eater is. Because it's a good show. Chrona's backstory actually made me fucking cry dude. I need to watch it again. I also really need to get to Dungeon Meshi. Izutsumi is so me-core!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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VIVIAN FROM PAPER MARIO THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR!!! This is my favorite character from my favorite video game y'all!✨✨✨💜💜💜🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
We all know why we're here. She is trans and she is the most relatable fucking character ever! Having transphobic pieces of shit as family members that she feels like are the only people she can rely on. She finds a new family in Mario and the gang. She's a witch who burns things down. She is fucking trans as fuck dude! And she's so cute! The healing I would have with this woman is next level you guys. I either imagine her to be my age, or since the game came out 20 years ago, she would be like mid 40's by now and so she'd be an elder trans. Still would hit regardless, I'm a fiend, y'all can't stop me. I'll call her Mommy as I'm fucking her. She absolutely got bottom surgery. She's like, "Get this fucking 9 inch monstrosity off my groin!" And that's how she got her vaginbus. Dude I have had allergies for a fucking week now. I keep waking up in the middle of the night unable to breathe through my nose. It fucking sucks. It's so unfair I am literally the hottest woman alive! I should be breathing clearly, I should be 160 pounds, have the fattest boobs and ass. And I should have next to no body hair. I can shave my chest and but God it grows back so fast! I fucking hate testosterone!!! I wish I could give it to my friend Gutzz. He would actually slay with testosterone! I really wanna put a caption in one of the main posts on this thread something like "Have you guys been reading the ALT texts?!" But I don't wanna ruin the exclusivity you guys feel when you read my silly little horny ramblings. I mean you and I we have a bond. We are the same! You understand me! You have gay thoughts! Hell it may be different from mine but you're gay! You're homosexual! You like when people who kinda look like you are naked or being flirty or romantic or silly or God I wanna get fucked right now dude. This has been the most rambling unfocused alt text yet. Are you guys still here? Is there a God? Is there a Heaven when you die? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
January 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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@yourdigimongirl.bsky.social's Digi! She's so sweet and adorable. I feel like she's always trying to get people to see the beauty in themselves, whether through sexual means or otherwise. Exactly the kinda girl I need in my life, also she's like 8 feet tall or something so 🥵
She would comfort me on a really bad dysphoria day. She would tell me that I'm beautiful and that I'm a woman no matter what other people think. She would pick me up and sit me in her lap on the couch and we would watch movies together until she can't control herself anymore and starts getting adventurous. Her hands would start rubbing my thighs and go slowly up my waist. And as I start to shiver and moan she knows that I give her permission to touch me further. She spreads my legs and begins to rub my crotch through my shorts and fondles my tit with her left hand while my cock gets hard. And she'd comment on how cute my moans are.
December 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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.........I don't have to explain this one right? Look at my name!
God I want her to put a little collar on me that says "Tasque's". I want her to put me on display in the middle of the castle, for literally ANYONE to see and shove a vibrating dildo in my ass and a vibrating cock ring on my dick and if I cum or moan or shake too hard without her permission then she will take her electrocuting whip and whip me as hard as she can 15 times and call me a bad kitten. And lecture me about how good kittens behave themselves. And she also has a big cock. That's what that bit of her dress is covering in the front, it's down to the floor dude. No I'm just kidding, it's actually 9 inches long and she's a shower too.
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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This fucker! This piece of shit, motherfucker! I want him.💜
I want to peel back his layers. Understand his trauma. I heard this from a YouTube video the other day so take it with a grain of salt, but apparently the pitch Gooseworx gave to Glitch for this show was "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but AM is a silly little guy." Fucking genius if that's true!!! I am not a reputable source for that info so idk. He is tortured, he is living in Hell. I would not be coping as well as he is under the same situation. There is a really good man deep down in there. And he is also a bottom bitch, just a complete and utter brat to the core. I wanna break him with my cock. I wanna shove it down his throat. He'll go "Really? Is that all you got?" And I pull him by the ears as I fuck the shit out of him. But that's exactly what he wants cuz he's a dirty little whore. Your Honor! This man is a whore! Is anyone reading these alt texts? If you have read every alt text I've posted of these fictional crushes so far, comment "👍 bread." Underneath the first post, please? I need to know that there are eyeballs on SOMETHING I created. Even if it's just transgender bisexual yearning for fake people. If you do that I will love you forever and I will kiss you in the shadow realm, where we will all eventually end up.
December 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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@zerogutzz.art's Maxine Van Stronghold, or as I like to call her
💜✨Mommy✨💜
WARNING EXTREME HORNY ALERT AGAIN!!! THIS ONE IS SERIOUSLY THIRSTY AND DETAILED!!! LOTS OF GIRL COCK TALK!!! Seriously dude, I be jerking AWF! I'm a really cuddly person but I don't know if she is, and honestly I'm okay with that. I need someone who will wreck my shit! And she'll let me call her Mommy while she does it, lets me work some shit out for sure. I wanna feel her balls slap my chin while I drool on her cock. I want to feel myself gag on her huge cock. Just struggling to take every inch while tears stream down my face, my makeup ruined. Max will show a rare sign of compassion for how hard I'm pushing myself to pleasure her and she'll push my hair out of my face very gently and pet my head and tell me how good of a job I'm doing. And that makes me want to gag on her even more. I wanna lick her balls while her dick throbs on my face and I take huge whiffs of her sweaty cock and balls. I want her to paint my face with her cum and tell me how I pretty I look with her spunk covering me. Then I want her to bend my tall ass over and shove her cock in me until she's satisfied. Slapping my ass, gripping my hips and thrusting into me. Goddamn these posts are getting hornier by the second. You fuckers are going to get me talking about my worst kept secret. How I want someone to keep me as their pet. Letting me escape all responsibility for a while and even go nonverbal. Just get fed, petted, played with, cuddled, and fucked senseless. Woah who wrote that?! Huh, must've been the wind. Me interacting with Max: "Hi Mommy! ^w^" "hey kitten 😑" SHE IS TIRED, SHE NEEDS AN ONAHOLE FR FR
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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@mewgle.bsky.social's reindeer boy, Sen. He's so handsome and pretty dude! Look at him!
WARNING!!! THIS ALT TEXT IS GONNA GET HORNY!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! I just wanna sit in his lap, hold his face and tell him how cute he is and watch him turn red. I'll ask if I can kiss him. He'll be so embarrassed he'll never make the first move, and I wanna tease him and feel him get hard underneath me because this boy is FUCKING PACKING. And then that gets me hard as I feel him grow against my backside. I wanna encourage him to grope my tits, touch my body, explore. I wanna feel him get bolder and bolder as his arousal clouds his mind and his shyness. I wanna frot with him, just jerking and rubbing our dicks together. This is embarrassing for me, but his dick being bigger than mine turns me on more. I wanna feel him stretch every hole I've got. And oh my God I'm fucking dizzy. It's 5 in the morning and I'm horny posting about a fictional bipedal reindeer who likes to be called "Rudolph." And that's not even his name! At the very least I wanna be FWB with him. It's cool with me if he says no though, consent and enthusiasm are the sexiest parts of sex anyway. That's a fact! I feel so naked and exposed for sharing all this but fuck it! It's late and I'm in a mood tonight
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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I'm gonna start with the obvious. Stocking Anarchy is my wife! She is my world!!! She is transgender, I decided that, it's canon. Let it hang queen, untucked!
You're one of the real ones for this, let me tell you what's really going on. I'm jealous of Chuck in episode 4 when Stocking punches the shit out of him. IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! This woman is sour on the outside, and sweet as hell on the inside. And she likes bad boys. Well guess what, I was so bad at being a boy that I became a girl. So obviously she is head over heels for me. We're married now, yeah, me and my wife, Stocking Anarchy(she keeps that last name because that name is metal af, and also she's a boss ass bitch and she can do no wrong.) are married and guess what, if you read this alt text, you're invited to the wedding. It's gonna be cool as shit, we're gonna rent out an ancient Gothic castle that's painted purple and black. I'm going to get her the world's greatest cake and if it's not to her liking, HAH! Feed Linguini to the crocodiles! I wanna feed her all her favorite sweets so she never has to raise another finger again. And she loves me so much she's like "Let me give you a bite this time." And then she feeds me a bite of her favorite sweet and then she cups my cheek in her hand and tells me I'm her good little kitten and then she scritches me under my chin and plants a smooch on my lips. And I just djnajrnejankf rnabdbkeej s. Ya know? I'm super fucking gay for her and I can't even explain why, she's just my type. I imagine doing things with her laying on my stomach on my bed, kicking my feet and going "Teehee~ X3". We'd probably have no chemistry IRL, ya know? <--------- IS WHAT THE ANTI HAPPINESS DEMONS WOULD SAY!!! BUT THEY WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!! (delusional). I just love my wife, she loves me and we will die happy together forever and no one can stop us because we're both bad ass bitches. I am her busty catgirl waifu who misses her dearly and yearns for her every time she goes out on a mission and I wait hand and foot for her return. She returns home from a long day of work, She'll buy me a collar and leash and then she w
December 18, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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I figured this would be a good excuse to gush about characters.
A pretty light pink square with decorative floral patterns on the top left and bottom right and text in the middle saying "1 LIKE = 1 FICTIONAL CRUSH".
December 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Not bad at all! I could use some of this actually.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM