Pretentious Octo (Jerm)
@pretentiousocto.bsky.social
Jerm; 30; Any-pronoun Andy. Currently in my WALT WHITMAN era.
Album enjoyer, Wikipedia crawler, and working through a comically long reading list.
Ask me about my RYM and my Letterboxd. Ask about books, but not about Goodreads.
Album enjoyer, Wikipedia crawler, and working through a comically long reading list.
Ask me about my RYM and my Letterboxd. Ask about books, but not about Goodreads.
Pride month again, Piketty baybee!
June 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pride month again, Piketty baybee!
This post is either about the Detroit Lions or TikTok. Take your pick.
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This post is either about the Detroit Lions or TikTok. Take your pick.
When you're watching a movie and you catch a glimpse of Windows XP
December 23, 2024 at 7:09 AM
When you're watching a movie and you catch a glimpse of Windows XP
Donald Duck leading the choir in a rousing performance of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" for Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
(colorized, 2004)
(colorized, 2004)
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Donald Duck leading the choir in a rousing performance of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" for Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
(colorized, 2004)
(colorized, 2004)
Bottled water from Nestle: Drink It Like You Stole It
August 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Bottled water from Nestle: Drink It Like You Stole It
It would be a civilization-changing event if the government decided tomorrow to require that all phone manufacturers display this image every two hours:
July 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
It would be a civilization-changing event if the government decided tomorrow to require that all phone manufacturers display this image every two hours:
I think about this kid every time I see my own copy — at long last, I'm finally gonna read the whole thing. This one's for you nerdy kid, and all other similarly nerdy kids.
June 27, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I think about this kid every time I see my own copy — at long last, I'm finally gonna read the whole thing. This one's for you nerdy kid, and all other similarly nerdy kids.
The Poor Tony Krause chapter of Infinite Jest:
May 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
The Poor Tony Krause chapter of Infinite Jest:
So I finally caved and made a letterboxd profile...
May 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
So I finally caved and made a letterboxd profile...