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pretentious-mask.bsky.social
「 It's not BURGLEY.ᐟ.ᐟ 」
@pretentious-mask.bsky.social
「Pfp art by @bunniapa, everything else was grabbed from Deltarune, edited by me!」

Parody account, not affliated with Deltarune or it's creators.

【Strict MDNI!
No NSFW, either.】
✶ Eventually, his morals just, stuck to me... now.ᐣ I feel unresponsible for the things I say to people...

✶ ... you, Susie, even Kris, are my friends, but do they even stay with me for who I am, or is it pity.ᐣ
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
✶ I MEAN, Kris, let's be honest, my feathers are of highest quality...

✶ ... and, so, if you.. uh, got.. one of them, you would probably get a power-up! Yes, that's it.ᐟ
August 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
✶ S-SO WHAT IF I AM.ᐣ.ᐟ Can't I be a lonely little lovebird in peace.ᐣ

✶ I even had the rose-in-mouth tactic prepared.ᐟ But you stole the nuzz.ᐟ The non-binary huzz.
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
✶ Our teacher is highkey having the crash out of the century...
August 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
jack

(A Snowgrave Noelle account just followed me)
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
✶ Still weird.ᐟ I mean, darkners are mostly toys or small items, and I doubt that relationship would work out of the dark worlds.ᐟ

✶ Darkners are just like us, they have emotions, but if Kris isn't comfortable, it's best to avoid said relationships, right.ᐣ

✦︎〔Smartest thing he's said, so far.〕
August 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
✶ I can find Kris, I can... I can keep YOU safe, I'm not... not a side character in this story, right....ᐣ

✶ ...

✶ Well, I should get going, I uh... take care of your wounds, have fun, too..
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
✶ B-BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO... to, be famous, to be acknowledged by something that matters.ᐣ.ᐟ To proceed with our plans, be important.ᐣ

✶ Well, I want to.ᐟ So, I'm going, whatever the cost is.ᐟ
August 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
✶ Ah, of course, my dear Noelle, as smart as ever.ᐟ Yes, me and you, we must close it, no KRISpy kreme, no Susan, and especially no pink-horn fluffboy.ᐟ Now, shall we hasten.ᐣ
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
✶ THAT.ᐟ.ᐟ THAT WAS ONLY A MARGIN OF MY POWER.ᐟ

✶ I simply won't show, my... full strength, because...

✦︎〔He's sweating a lot, he falls on one knee and his weapon clatters in the ground.〕

✶ B-BECAUSE I don't want anyone getting hurt, capiche.ᐣ.ᐟ I'm just... getting stronger as we speak.ᐟ
August 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
(life changing game, very underrated)
August 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
August 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
jack

(dude I'm lowkey a narc)
August 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
✶ I found this image in that skeleton's store, if that's anything.ᐟ
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
✶ ...

✦︎〔Awkwardly puts up that stupid pose of his〕
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
✶ Lame-a-boo.ᐟ

✶ Fear not, the inferior one, I, as great Berdly the fifth, which didn't die in the basement, shall give you a second spot in my reign.ᐟ

✶ HA.ᐟ Not.ᐟ.ᐟ I only let cool people and fellow sigmas even FOLLOW my ideals...
August 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
✦︎〔Looks up and down at Ralsei with a raised eyebrow.〕

✦︎〔... Berdly slowly hands this over to you.〕
August 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
⭒Greetings, monsters.
August 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
jack

(everyone lashing out at Alphys and Berdly is dealing with stress by doing whatever tf this is)
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
August 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
⤷ Wh... What? 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥... Where? Noelle, what are they talking about!?

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August 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM