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PretendObject
@pretendobject.bsky.social
He/Him.
Twitch Affiliate.
Cat & Cthulhu Lover.
Stigma Fighter.
Amateur Mini Hobbiest.
https://linktr.ee/pretendobject
Today's a good day to say goodbye
I was bad to you, you were worse to me
But, baby, we just ain't meant to be
Fool mе once, fool me twice
Shamе on me for the last time
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
April 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You ever have physical violence threatened against you in a discord, ask for an apology because no one said something about it, and the next time it's get brought up told you're being butthurt about it and everyone else moved on? Because that absolutely didn't happen to me. Nope. 🙃
April 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Which fast food spot fell off the HARDEST? 👀
March 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trans people shouldn't bother you more than Nazis.
February 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All this trauma and still no sharingan.
February 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Remember to heal out loud. We almost lost you in the silence. #MentalHealthAwareness
February 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
- Will Rogers
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week."
- Charles Darwin
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I used the momentum my Spravato treatments have given me to join a gym earlier this week. In therapy we've been going over changing how we frame a situation to be able to accomplish tasks. So, I'm not because I want to lose weight.
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I've been experiencing the Naruto universe for the first time and Shikamaru Nara is by far my favorite ninja so far. Hope he continues to get good screen time after the Kakuzu fight.
February 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The horrors persist but so do I.
January 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"We are like islands in the sea, separate on the surface but connected in the deep." - William James
January 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Did Elon Musk really toss out a "Sieg Heil!" at the inauguration?
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January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
On 1/20/2025 I start a new contract job using my degree again. It's been a long 2 years, 5 months, 19 days of being unemployed or underemployed but we are still here. Don't call it a comeback, this is my ninja way!
January 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember when you stayed up all night talking to someone?
Where are they now?
You should have just slept.
🫠🫠🫠🫠
January 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Depressed since I was a preteen at least, been getting professional help since 2015, still fighting a losing battle. This shit is hard for real.
January 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy new year! I hope 2025 brings you everything you deserve.
January 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Know your flightless birds.
December 31, 2024 at 3:24 PM
In case I was ever mean to you in 2024, work on yourself so I don't have to be mean again in 2025. 😎
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I finished my Strike Gently Co pin banner today!
December 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
This ice ain't no joke. I fell like a clown slipping on a banana peel yesterday and today. 🤡🍌😩
December 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Rate my sleep setup 1 - 10:
December 12, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Quote w your first anime!!
December 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.
December 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by PretendObject
Thank you for the amazing reception here! We were on Twit for 4 years. We've been here 23 days. We've already reached 60% of our following there! Incredible.

Let's take it to the next level - when we hit 1700 followers on BlueSky we'll give one of you a free box of plastic! Tell your friends!
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM