𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑨
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ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE? ARE ON THE LEVEL?
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𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑨
@pretendmage.bsky.social
· Jun 11
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
[FNAF JUMPSCARE]
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⠀⠀ ⌞ sitting underneath a tree near the main cabinˎ hat draped over their face .̲.̲.̲ * 💤 ⌝
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⠀⠀ ⌞ sitting underneath a tree near the main cabinˎ hat draped over their face .̲.̲.̲ * 💤 ⌝
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October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
[FNAF JUMPSCARE]
What a funny reaction.
I'm just a normal person, obviously.
I'm just a normal person, obviously.
September 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What a funny reaction.
I'm just a normal person, obviously.
I'm just a normal person, obviously.
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⠀⠀ ( sad sopping dog ) i get it.
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⠀⠀ ( sad sopping dog ) i get it.
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September 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Yeah
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⠀⠀do any of you have any idea how fucking miserable it is to be this filled with rage yet physically incapable of acting on it
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⠀⠀do any of you have any idea how fucking miserable it is to be this filled with rage yet physically incapable of acting on it
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August 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Yeah
[staring back at her.
👁️👁️]
👁️👁️]
Dragon peekin'.
Is this place still... dead?
Is this place still... dead?
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[staring back at her.
👁️👁️]
👁️👁️]
?????
June 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
?????
[throwing her teddy bear at the reader.
This is her ultimate attack.]
This is her ultimate attack.]
June 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
[throwing her teddy bear at the reader.
This is her ultimate attack.]
This is her ultimate attack.]
...
I see. How disappointing.
I see. How disappointing.
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⠀⠀ [ ﹡ rubbing at the back of her head, solemnly shaking it side to side. she’s deeply sorry, really .ᐟ ]
* no… i’ve never heard of you, at least up until now.
* not to mention we don’t really have a ruler where i come from either.. .ᐣ
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⠀⠀ [ ﹡ rubbing at the back of her head, solemnly shaking it side to side. she’s deeply sorry, really .ᐟ ]
* no… i’ve never heard of you, at least up until now.
* not to mention we don’t really have a ruler where i come from either.. .ᐣ
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?
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
June 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
...
I see. How disappointing.
I see. How disappointing.
?
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
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⠀⠀ ⃰ our definitions of “surprise” might be coming from really different places, i believe——
[ ﹡ tapping her fingers together, clearly nervous. ]
* m—monster lord .ᐣ i haven’t ever heard of you though.. uh, sorry, your royalty .ᐣ
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⠀⠀ ⃰ our definitions of “surprise” might be coming from really different places, i believe——
[ ﹡ tapping her fingers together, clearly nervous. ]
* m—monster lord .ᐣ i haven’t ever heard of you though.. uh, sorry, your royalty .ᐣ
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No no no.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
June 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
?
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
I...
Surely everyone knows the name of Alipheese Fateburn?
We've ruled over the monsters for sixteen generations now.
No no no.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
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⠀⠀ ⃰ …
[ head ever so slightly tilting to the side, eyebrows furrowing. ]
* that isn’t much of a surprise .ᐟ i do happen to live in a town of predominantly monsters, after all. 💧
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⠀⠀ ⃰ …
[ head ever so slightly tilting to the side, eyebrows furrowing. ]
* that isn’t much of a surprise .ᐟ i do happen to live in a town of predominantly monsters, after all. 💧
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No, no.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No no no.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
It IS a surprise!
For me, after all it's the job of the monster lord, current or former, to know all the monster types that exist.
No, no.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
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⠀⠀ ⃰ hi there .ᐟ is there something on my face .ᐣ
[ dollop of sweat forming, pointing at herself in confusion. ]
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⠀⠀ ⃰ hi there .ᐟ is there something on my face .ᐣ
[ dollop of sweat forming, pointing at herself in confusion. ]
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👁️👁️
June 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No, no.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
But...
I've never seen a monster quite like you before.
👁️👁️
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⠀⠀ ⃰ what’s all this ruckus about .ᐣ
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⠀⠀ ⃰ what’s all this ruckus about .ᐣ
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June 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
👁️👁️
[Holding up her teddy bear to the reader]
Look at him, isn't he amazing?
Look at him, isn't he amazing?
June 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
[Holding up her teddy bear to the reader]
Look at him, isn't he amazing?
Look at him, isn't he amazing?
Canon✿
Got the Heinrich superboss today and like
Ok dude, Jesus fuck.
Got the Heinrich superboss today and like
Ok dude, Jesus fuck.
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Canon✿
Got the Heinrich superboss today and like
Ok dude, Jesus fuck.
Got the Heinrich superboss today and like
Ok dude, Jesus fuck.
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
June 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.