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Pretend Daddy
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A safe space to connect with your pretend daddy.
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Pretend Daddy takes fire safety very seriously🔥
#therehearsal #hbo #hbomax #nathanfielder #daddy #fire #hot #sweat #feeltheburn
A man stands in front of a blazing inferno with a stern expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH MATCHES” The man in the image is Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder.
April 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Hidden truths are unspoken lies. Every secret has an expiration date.💀🖤
#pretenddaddy #whitelotus #secrets #HBO #daddy #weekend #realtalk #scorpio
A 50 year old man stands in the foreground wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with a sad, concerned look on his face. There is a barbecue in the background and people can be seen sitting around a table in a grassy backyard. Text across the image reads: “KEEPING A SECRET IS NO DIFFERENT FROM TELLING A LIE” The man in the image is American actor Walton Goggins portraying his character Rick from White Lotus season 3.
April 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Hiding a problem doesn’t make it go away. Pretend Daddy doesn’t like secrets.🚫🙊

#pretenddaddy #daddy #cars #cartrouble #realtalk #roleplay #behonest #accident #letmehelp #baddie #woops #sorry #meme #greatjob
A middle aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt leans forward with a serious expression on his face. There is a red car in the background with a damaged windshield. Text across the image reads: “WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME ABOUT THIS?” The man in the image is American Comedian and musician Tim Heidecker.
April 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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We had an agreement.⏱️
#daddy #latenight #naughty #punishment #christophermeloni #pretenddaddyforyou #roleplay #lawandorder
A man in business attire leans against a doorframe on the front steps of a house at night. A gun can be seen holstered on his hip, he has an expression of disapproval on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S WAY PAST CURFEW” The man in the image is American actor Christopher Meloni.
March 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Get the popcorn ready🍿
#movienight #rip #berniemac #pretend #daddy #fridaynight #tgif
A man with a friendly smile sits on a couch with his arms resting on his knees, fingers crossed. Text across the image reads: “IT’S MOVIE NIGHT YOUR PICK!” The man in the photo is late American Comedian Bernie Mac .
March 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Pretend Daddy wants to treat you 🍦💗
#dairyqueen #icecream #sweettooth #daddy #dessert #yummy #pretenddaddy #greatjob
A middle aged man stands at the edge of an indoor basketball court with his hands in his pockets and a happy expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU DID GREAT TODAY I’M TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM” The man in the image is American actor and comedian Charlie Day.
March 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Pretend Daddy forgives but he doesn’t forget.
#graffiti #vandalism #nathanforyou #nathanfielder #daddy #iykyk
A middle-aged man stands in front of a fence in a residential neighbourhood with a stern expression on his face. There is a crudely spray painted penis on the fence. Text across the image reads: “I’M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Nathan Fielder.
March 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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And don’t you forget it🩶
#daddy #love #youmatter #worthy #family
An older gentleman with thick round glasses sits in a cozy living room setting with warm lighting. He has a loving expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “IT’S AN HONOUR AND A PRIVILEGE TO BE YOUR PRETEND DADDY”. The man in the image is Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy.
March 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Do you have time for a quick game of catch with Pretend Daddy? ⚾️ 👉👈
#baseball #sports #breakingbad #daddy
A middle aged man stands in a baseball field with an excited expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “GREAT CATCH!” The man in the image is Mexican American actor Tony Dalton portraying the character of Lalo Salamanca from the hit series ‘Breaking Bad’.
March 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Don’t forget, Pretend Daddy is cheering you on through life 📣
#daddy #cheerleader #allstar
A muscular older man sits with his arms crossed in a cozy, elegant living room setting. He has a big, loving smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “THERE’S MY ALL STAR!” The man in the image is American actor Terry Crews.
March 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Pretend Daddy is a very good listener❤️
#trust #love #therapy #pretenddaddy
A middle aged man with glasses sits in a youthful bedroom setting. His clothing is both professional and casual, he has a kind smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT?” The man in the image is American actor Zack Braff.
February 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Pretend Daddy makes your dreams come true✨🏰
#disneyland #happiestplaceonearth #happyplace #vacation #holiday #pretenddaddy
An older gentleman with glasses sits on a sunny patio with his leg crossed over his knee. He is wearing a fun Hawaiian shirt and has a joyful grin on his face. Text at the bottom of the image reads: “START PACKING WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND”. The man in the image is American actor and musician Jeff Goldblum.
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It might be early, it might be belated but it’s always a happy birthday with Pretend Daddy🎈🎂
#celebrate #pretenddaddy #partytime
An older gentleman in a suit sits in an outdoor birthday party setting. He has a big smile on his face and is wearing a colourful birthday party hat on his head. Text across the image reads: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU. The man in the image is American actor Bryan Cranston.
February 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Only 2 more sleeps!
#pretenddaddy #quality #bonding #love #worldsbestdad
A happy man stands in a park with his hands clasped behind his back smiling at the camera with text across the image reading: I’m looking forward to spending quality time with you. The man is American actor Idris Alba.
February 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Welcome to Pretend Daddy’s house🏠🪠🩶
#pretend #daddy #youareloved #greatjob
A middle aged man sits in front of book shelves in a public library with his legs crossed and his hands clasped on his lap. He has a happy expression on his face accompanied by bold text saying “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU” (the man in the image is Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder).
February 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM