speaking of energy brews i miss the days when monster made a brewed version of their energy drink, it was way more expensive but it came in a fancy glass thing and was way better than the standard. wait and there was also that kind with the, the thing you spin around on the top to open it? that too

can you get me some too? i like the peach ultras

well... i guess that's also good...

i've been at 4-5 a day before, it's very good to hear this. we all love and appreciate eevee

okay no wait. how many a day? are you drinking water? what's your resting heartrate?

we've all been there. we gotta get you a bin next to your desk or smthn

the cans, Mal

literally Your authority is all-consuming and unassailable due to Your massive wisdom (listening to Your advisors) and gargantuan empathy (understanding exactly what everyone definitely thinks of You)

you're so lucky

sorry Your Majesty i just have to pee and You know how i get

how am i still alive. why isn't this working

and even Lottie

they are submitting a lot of complaints about the screwdriver thing. they would rather swords or knives but until the solderspears get out of R&D it would just be an empty category.