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presumablyme.bsky.social
Mel · メリコ
@presumablyme.bsky.social
Person, writer, post postgrad grad, globe trotter, amateur photographer. I also speak 日本語 and français and anything in between. She/her. 🏹♠️🏳️‍🌈🗺️
Like, what a ginormous waste of fucking space, could've simply left that as it was, did not need fixing! The date is now too fucking small and I don't need seconds!

The other options are just as dumb, space and font wise 😑
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Where was that post about the collection of alarms, I've got a contribution.

Tell me you're dog sitting without telling you're dog sitting:
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Lol, a day (?) late but imagine when even this gets "updated" (more like downgraded)

"Your X anniversary" lmao, which one are we talking about? 😂🤦‍♀️ replace with a number? Which ex?
"X this" = delete
Terrible decisions all around 🙃
#MyTwitterAnniversary
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Lmao, really? X corp??
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
In today's #Halloween decoration...
Caption this 👀
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
My friend is insane (affectionate) 😭
She sent me a snack box for Easter full of things we talked about (spiciest ramen she's ever eaten, marmalade she made, bouillon I couldn't find, chewy candy we both enjoy) and more and I... need to up my friend game??
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It came! 😁 @haejinmi Well, it came Friday but ended up as my Monday booster. That calligraphy is 🔥 (pls teach me 😭), that quality!? 😳 Holy crap, #SmoothLikeButter! The postcard is... ahhhh! (I can't with that stamp 😂) And the freebies?? Pls 🥺
Hope to see you soon too! 🥰💜
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
The Spring Equinox is here! 🌱You know what that means...
🌷 Happy
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Belated, bc what else is new... Thank you @haejinmi for spending an awesome day with me!! Spoiled me again (she got me an ALBUM what!?), next time you better watch out 😈 Looking forward to our next (less sus) karaoke outing! 🎤😁😆
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I hope everyone gets a friend like her at least once in their life. I've known her 3 months and she's been nothing but supportive and encouraging 😊💜
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Impromptu quick meet with @haejinmi?? Yes indeed! Browsed the LINE store (softest PJs omg), went to grab boba (fail, they had no pearls 😢) and she spoiled me with pastries?? And extra goodies??? 😭 You're the sweetest, can't wait to meet again (for a decent hangout)!! 😊
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Even later than last time, but my @haejinmi order arrived weeks ago (? I've lost track of time). 😅 Still great quality and the freebies are too cute! (Tempting me to get a new phone case to display them 😜) I can now send my friend's gifts for an early bday delivery 😁
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Ok, very late but! Life. Got my @haejinmi package on time, everything turned out really nice and even got an awesome envelope for my friend's bday! Plus, freebies (to share)! 😊

(Yes I've already gone back for a second order, my friend needs cheering up shh✨😅)
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It's here!! @kyeopins @JM_Sparkle Love the surprise PCs but which one do I send my friend with her Yoongi pin?? She loves them both! 😵😭😂
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Excuse me while I fly high bc my friend not only sent me the 2 BTS albums she said she would, but added extra goodies!? I'm 😳🤯🤩😍🤩 idek what to do with merch?? (Get some more so it's not lonely? 🤔) Spoiled by the calendar's November page for once (JJK) 😊
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Noticed the angry spoon when talking abt the lady behind us at Trader Joe's, complaining this was the only store where you have to line up.
Um, then why tf are u here?? By all means go "everywhere else" 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Calling on all #fanfic writers for 2020 fix-it fics.

Who knows, maybe fandom will actually prevent the disasters canon has been barreling towards. (#wishfulthinking)
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Limiting access to new titles for libraries means limiting access for readers who are most dependent on libraries. @MacmillanUSA’s new policy is unacceptable, John Sargent. Cancel the embargo. #eBooksForAll
November 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Me, showing this #pingu meme to parents: lol, right?? 😂

(Parents start discussing translations.)

Mom: he's Swiss

Dad: isn't he German?

Me: guys he's a penguin, he's Antarctican! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

2020 is already here.
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
For weeks, I've been teasing my dad to bring back a puppy unicorn on his way home from work (since a regular puppy is a no go 😔).

Today, he delivered! 😂😆
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Guess what @nbcbrooklyn99, I found it!

Too little too late? Sorry Jake... 😔

#Brooklyn99
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The best Black Friday email yet! (Aside from @MtnRoseHerbs's "buy nothing day" email 😜)

Well played @nypl, you had me briefly confused 😂
#blackfridaysale
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The most patriotic I'll ever dress. #IVoted First time I voted in person, too! #ElectionDay

Underwhelmed by my voting place though, didn't check my ID, I volunteered my BoE issued voter ID when they couldn't spell my name.
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I don't ever post pictures of food, but...
I was pretty happy with my best kimchi fried rice (yet), sent it to a friend & he asked if I took the pic from the web! 😂😏 I'll take that compliment (but thanks @nytfood)! 😋 #nomnomnom #koreanfood #cooking
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM