The other options are just as dumb, space and font wise 😑
The other options are just as dumb, space and font wise 😑
Tell me you're dog sitting without telling you're dog sitting:
Tell me you're dog sitting without telling you're dog sitting:
"Your X anniversary" lmao, which one are we talking about? 😂🤦♀️ replace with a number? Which ex?
"X this" = delete
Terrible decisions all around 🙃
#MyTwitterAnniversary
"Your X anniversary" lmao, which one are we talking about? 😂🤦♀️ replace with a number? Which ex?
"X this" = delete
Terrible decisions all around 🙃
#MyTwitterAnniversary
Caption this 👀
Caption this 👀
She sent me a snack box for Easter full of things we talked about (spiciest ramen she's ever eaten, marmalade she made, bouillon I couldn't find, chewy candy we both enjoy) and more and I... need to up my friend game??
She sent me a snack box for Easter full of things we talked about (spiciest ramen she's ever eaten, marmalade she made, bouillon I couldn't find, chewy candy we both enjoy) and more and I... need to up my friend game??
Hope to see you soon too! 🥰💜
Hope to see you soon too! 🥰💜
🌷 Happy
🌷 Happy
(Yes I've already gone back for a second order, my friend needs cheering up shh✨😅)
(Yes I've already gone back for a second order, my friend needs cheering up shh✨😅)
Um, then why tf are u here?? By all means go "everywhere else" 🙄
Um, then why tf are u here?? By all means go "everywhere else" 🙄
Who knows, maybe fandom will actually prevent the disasters canon has been barreling towards. (#wishfulthinking)
Who knows, maybe fandom will actually prevent the disasters canon has been barreling towards. (#wishfulthinking)
(Parents start discussing translations.)
Mom: he's Swiss
Dad: isn't he German?
Me: guys he's a penguin, he's Antarctican! 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
(Parents start discussing translations.)
Mom: he's Swiss
Dad: isn't he German?
Me: guys he's a penguin, he's Antarctican! 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
2020 is already here.
2020 is already here.
Today, he delivered! 😂😆
Today, he delivered! 😂😆
Well played @nypl, you had me briefly confused 😂
#blackfridaysale
Well played @nypl, you had me briefly confused 😂
#blackfridaysale
Underwhelmed by my voting place though, didn't check my ID, I volunteered my BoE issued voter ID when they couldn't spell my name.
Underwhelmed by my voting place though, didn't check my ID, I volunteered my BoE issued voter ID when they couldn't spell my name.
I was pretty happy with my best kimchi fried rice (yet), sent it to a friend & he asked if I took the pic from the web! 😂😏 I'll take that compliment (but thanks @nytfood)! 😋 #nomnomnom #koreanfood #cooking
I was pretty happy with my best kimchi fried rice (yet), sent it to a friend & he asked if I took the pic from the web! 😂😏 I'll take that compliment (but thanks @nytfood)! 😋 #nomnomnom #koreanfood #cooking