Preston Porter
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Preston Porter
@prestonporter.bsky.social
I'm charming
Should've invested in Sharpie's parent company
a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
ALT: a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
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December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There is a moral imperative for a deepfake of the ceramic wheel scene from 'Ghost' to convey his adulation
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
"Daddy" is owned by Vladdy
August 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump threw in that it he purchases the fighters today he’ll qualify for Friends & Oligarchy pricing
August 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
August 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They're just changing their lipstick to kiss his other orange cheek
July 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Tannin' Line 🌞
July 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let him visit & quick cast off the boats. Sean Connery isn't there to save him.
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hide the gold flatwear, sticky [little] fingers Donny is on his way
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m genuinely surprised Trump didn’t keep Garland, no one ran interference and cover for him better
February 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
They’re why Ulta is always out of bleach and lighteners
February 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record”
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Lady Liberty is too old for him
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM